Thursday, July 15, 2010

Truckers

A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.  He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich."

The Madam was astonished.  She said, "Okay, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal?"

The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny. I'm homesick!"

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