Underwear That's Funtawear

Link here.

Sophisticate your makeup collection with genitalia-inspired products

A new genitalia-inspired cosmetic highlighter really brings out the va va voom in vaginas and demonstrates solid dick decor.

Cosmopolitan recently published an article all about makeup brand Bitch Slap Cosmetics‘ release of genitalia inspired highlighters. According to them “if you’re interested in getting a dick glow to go, or fancy wacking out your vagina embossed highlighter on the tube for your early morning commute? Well Bitch Slap Cosmetics has you covered.”

Similar to my feelings on lipstick and eye shadow, I’m skeptical of whether or not this powder can really enhance your appearance. Beauty is subjective and in the eye of the beholder, blah blah blah. But the great thing about capitalism is the constant creation of strange products, whether the world needs them or not.

So go ahead, slap some shlong shimmer on and show the world how much you shine!

Original article found here.

The Mad Guide to Man Boobs

Drew Friedman did a series of illustrations for MAD Magazine depicting the various forms of man boobs.

Original link.

They Have Penetrating Waterspouts Down Under

Kiwi weatherman just simply cannot even at this dick-shaped cloud.

Read more here.

Clothes That Vanish When You’re Horny

‘Intimacy 2.0’ is quite like that invisibility cloak you’ve always wanted. Except it’s the only one that disappears, leaving you in your birthday suit. Dutch designer, Daan Roosegaarde, created a clothing line that becomes transparent in response to your rising heartbeat. It’s made of leather and a futuristic fabric called, smart opaque e-foils, which switches from white to transparent in an instant. ‘Intimacy 2.0’ is best worn in the bedroom, where you can flaunt the invisible clothes all you want. Though if you want to exercise butt naked in the gym, be our guest.

Click here for more pictures and the rest of the story.

The Kama Sutra Alphabet

From Lostateminor -- "London-based French illustrator Malika Favre, who illustrated Penguin Books’ new cover of the Kama Sutra in 2011, decided to develop the original set of 7 letters — featuring copulating figures in various sex poses — she created for the cover into the full alphabetical set of 26 letters. Good idea, we say."

Incredible Shadow Sculpture by Bohyun Yoon

 

From this site: "Bohyun Yoon’s sculptural installation entitled Unity is absolutely mind-blowing. Yoon suspends mangled silicon body parts from a flat surface, casting shadows that create incredibly detailed silhouettes. Upon taking closer look, however, viewers will notice that the shadows aren’t exactly safe for work. Unity, indeed."

Street Sex Micro-Sculptures

These miniature people enjoy doing what feels good. "Micro-sculptor...Peluche, a Berlin street musician, wields his magicians wand and magically captures scenes of street sex that unfold right under ones’ nose. Appealing for their comedic value, his detailed snaps always deserve that second glance, even for those less perverted. Well done, Mr. Peluche, LOVE IS CERTAINLY IN THE AIR!"