Who All's Going?

 

Officer, I Need To File a Complaint

 

The Amazing Spiderman

Balloons

I know this was unintentional, but when you're like me, and you have a dirty mind...

Practical? Not.

I've seen some unusual bikinis touted during past summers, but this is the first time I've seen one made out of balloons.

How does one sit in it without busting any balloons?  Seems to me it would be like that game I used to play at birthday parties when I was a kid -- where you'd be in a relay race to sit on a blown-up balloon until it popped before letting the next person has her turn.

And why balloons?  For goodness sake, if one of them was to pop next to your skin, wouldn't it sting?

Yes, I know it's for show, not for practical use, but still...a lot could happen between the time you put it on to the time you take it off.