Now Available in Print! RANDY AS A GOAT, a Humorous, Sweet But Naughty, Paranormal Romance by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg

Randy as a Goat
Sweet But Naughty Humorous Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 17.5K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Randy Greebley is your typical teenage boy, with typical teenage boy issues, except for one big difference – when he gets horny, he tends to get “horny.” Literally. His feelings for his best friend Cricket have grown recently, and it’s becoming more than obvious, making it harder for him to hide his other side whenever he sees her.  

A nerdy, middle-class farm boy, Randy doesn’t really have a lot to offer Cricket, but he can’t let graduation pass without letting her know his true feelings. Can Randy get up the courage to reveal his secret and tell her how he truly feels? Does she feel the same, or will he always be stuck in the friendzone?

A senior class trip to the water park could be the hardest test of all for them both. 

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Now Available in Print - STONE, a Contemporary Fantasy/Paranormal Romance

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STONE
Contemporary Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 50K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p

Garenth had been awakened to retrieve an ancient artifact that was crucial to his well-being. He had few memories of what his life had been like when he had been a man. What memories that were left were filled with blood and excruciating pain.

That part of him was over now. The talisman had been taken from its sacred burial place, and it had to be returned as quickly as possible. It was up to him to follow through with his mission so he could return to another thousand years of sleep.

Brielle Van de Camp knew an extraordinary find when she saw it. The small clay figure was the key to a potentially earth‑shattering revelation about a previously unknown time in man's ancestry. She would bet her life on it.

Unfortunately, others had gotten wind of the talisman, and they were equally determined to claim its promise for themselves. If Brielle wasn't willing to part with the figurine, they had no compunction about prying it from her dead fingers.

They never counted on having to face the guardian of the statuette, who turned out to be more than a creature of mythology.

Warning! Contains a magic talking rock, a mother idol, boo-lets, a cell phone app, deadly intruders, a ruthless businessman, a key card, and a warrior trying to cope with an ages-old curse with the help of a woman who must be a blessing from the gods.

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Now Available in Print! PREDATOR OF THE PINES, Subwoofers, Book 4

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PREDATOR OF THE PINES
Subwoofers, Book 4
Contemporary Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 33.3K
$2.99 e / $9.99 p

Alligator, Bear, Cougar, Deer, Eagle
They found each other by accident. They became a team for life.

While preparing for a hurricane that’s heading straight for the Bag It and Tag It lodge, William “Brew” Estes makes a last-minute run to the market to grab supplies. While there, he heads off a robbery and saves the day…all in a day’s work for the former Marine.

Celeste Hart is exactly where she never wanted to be. When the robbery goes wrong, she knows this could be her only chance to get away. She runs, despite the storm that’s on the way, knowing that if they catch her again, they could break her this time.

The moment Brew laid eyes on the blonde, he knew something was up. Later, when he sees her walking down the road, he can’t leave her without cover, so he offers her a place to stay, if only through the storm. But neither can deny the connection they feel for one another.

When the truth comes out, will Brew and his partners turn her in to the police for her part in the robbery? Or will they help her escape the grasps of her stepbrother and his cronies?

Warning! Contains culinary skills, knowledge of firearms, driving wind and rain, a $5 bet, unbelievably tender kisses, a color brochure, love by candlelight, and a struggle to protect the woman who was becoming more precious to him than his own life.

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Now Available in Print! SKY TITANS, Deities Book 1

SKY TITANS
Deities, Book 1
Contemporary Fantasy/Apocalyptic Romance
Word Count: 34.8K
$2.99 e / $9.99 p

It's time for the earth to be cleansed.

Released after eons of being imprisoned and tortured, Aeron and his three brothers are ordered by the remaining old gods to bring the Apocalypse upon the world. Humanity has failed them too many times, and the Reckoning is overdue.

As the deity of the air and sky, it's Aeron's duty to bring about massive storms to wipe out civilization. Tornadoes, hurricanes, lightning - all are at his bidding, and Aeron is more than willing to do whatever he is requested to do. He will mete out the worst he can conjure, as long as it means he'll no longer be bound within the hot, dark confines deep within the bowels of the Earth.

Ceris Shahan is terrified of flying. But when the president of the company demands she be at the summit conference clear across the continent the next day, she has no choice but to take the next plane out. If her phobia wasn't debilitating enough, they run into turbulence that doesn't end. Tossed about, bruised and injured amid the ugly black clouds that continue to engulf them, she and the other passengers soon realize they will not survive.

When Ceris spots a figure outside the window, a man who appears to be standing amid the thunderheads and is surrounded by an aura of light, she starts to doubt her own sanity. Yet, when the man turns to find her staring at him, the look of stunned disbelief on his face is undeniable.

She shouldn't be able to see him, but she can. Realizing what this could mean, Aeron decides to risk everything, even his freedom, to rescue and protect the woman from the annihilation of all mankind.

Warning! Contains scenes of mass destruction, two apples, the plane ride from hell, stainless steel, extreme arrogance, an odd utility tool, and two people hoping for a future, any kind of future, as long as they can share it together.

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Now Available in Print! EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC, a Humorous Erotic Contemporary Fantasy Romance

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   Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Humorous Contemporary Fantasy, Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Gus Balfour has lived with his “shortcomings” all his life. He’s been picked on, made fun of, and obviously had problems in the bedroom. But through the years, he’s learned other ways to please the ladies. Or so he thought. When his girlfriend leaves because he simply doesn’t have enough to give, he decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands…or well, maybe a surgeon’s.

After learning about the complications and exorbitant costs that go along with the surgical enhancement, he thinks all hope is lost. But a name and number left by his housekeeper could change his life.

Syan isn’t the old, wrinkly witch he was expecting, but she quickly proves there’s no job too big, or too small, when you’ve got the magic touch. 

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Now Available in Print! TIT FOR TAT, a Humorous Erotic Fantasy Romance

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Tit for Tat
Humorous Erotic Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 15.9K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Tate Truer's television reality series as a survivalist in wild and uninhabited locales is about to have its plug pulled unless Tate can find a way to re-energize it.  He gets his wish in more ways than he imagines when he manages to dredge up an ornate bottle from the ocean floor. A bottle that contains a tiny woman, a genie, who is eager to grant his every desire ... as long as he grants hers first.

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Now Available in Print! E-REPTILE DYSFUNCTION, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance

E-reptile Dysfunction
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 12.8K  $1.99 e / $6.99 p

Kreg Regius has been having a little trouble lately. The kind of trouble every male fears, no matter what species. Despite the dangers of people finding out how different he is, Kreg is desperate for relief and finds himself seeking professional help.

With nothing to do but wait, his brother prescribes a night out. When that proves to be fruitless, he makes his escape, and his night takes an interesting turn. The shapely brunette he shares a cab with could be just what the doctor ordered. Immediately, things for Kreg start looking up. In more ways than one.

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Now Available in Print! All Five "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" Books!

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ALL FIVE "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" books!

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rub My Pumpkin
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Tickle My Candy Cane
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Spank My Valentine
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Pet My Easter Bunny
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Light My Firecracker
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Now Available in Print! THE PEARL OF PASSION, a Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy

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The Pearl of Passion
Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy
by Linda Mooney, writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  12.7K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Livvy Truitt is a self-confessed nympho.  But she's also a woman savvy about the dangers of dating in this day and age.  Which is why she gets her jollies as often as she can via her toys.

When her current favorite suddenly conks out on her, and the local sex shop doesn't carry anything that interests her, she follows a friend's advice and orders a Pearl of Passion from a new and distinctly different shop online.

She soon finds out her pretty little vibrator is more than unique.  It's also possessed.  And when the president of the company from where she bought it tries to get it back, Livvy comes to discover the true meaning of the words "satisfaction guaranteed".

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Now Available in Print! FITS LIKE A GLOVE

Fits Like a Glove
Contemporary Humorous Erotic Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  17.4K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

When Charlotte Skye was suddenly thrust into the position of CEO of a company that makes condoms, she discovered her late daddy’s company was about to declare bankruptcy.  It fell on her shoulders to come up with some new and innovative products that would revitalize sales.  All she needed were actual men to do the testing.

Guy Stenson desperately needed the money, and word was this unusual job paid top dollar. But to model and test condoms?

How hard could it be?

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Now Available in Print! LA PETITE MORT

La Petite Mort
Erotic Contemporary Menage Romance
Word Count: 10.1K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Bria had just one wish, one desperate desire, and the only place she would be able to have it come true would be at the annual Midnight Fantasies Masquerade Ball.

It would be interesting to see if the hosts truly granted everyone’s wildest fantasies, as they promised, or if it was just meaningless hype.

After all, how many women attending were wanting to die at the automated "hand" of a sex machine?

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Now Available in Print! HELL AND DAMNATION

Hell and Damnation
Humorous Erotic, Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance
By Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 19K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives.

Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

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Now Available in Print! WINTER'S FYRE, a Humorous Erotic, Urban Fantasy, Paranormal Christmas Romance

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Winter's Fyre
Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy
Paranormal Christmas Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 11K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Shelby Fyre owns Fyreside Inn. It's a respectable bed and breakfast, except for one thing. There's a strange man appearing in her shower, in her kitchen, and in her bedroom. 

 

The only problem is... Shelby lives alone.

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Now Available in Print! - RHYTHM AND BOOS

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Rhythm & Boos
Humorous Erotic Paranormal  Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Sydney Shookerman, aka "Sinsuelle", is an exotic dancer. At least, she tries to be. Unfortunately, Sydney sucks at the job. She has a body to die for, and the face of an angel, but she lacks the timing and moves which would put her in the pro league.

Fortunately, she manages to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and is reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awakes the spirit of one poor victim from that era.

The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wants to do is get even with the wise guys who put him away. Although he has no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint is an awful temptation. And one thing is certain—he hasn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which means he has a lot of catching up to do!

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Now Available in Print: The Complete RUNNER'S MOON Series

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All five books currently in the RUNNER'S MOON series,

including Runner's Moon: Yarrolam,
sensuous sci-fi romance novels.

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Now Available in Print - CHICKEN FRIED BEEFCAKE, Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance

Chicken Fried Beefcake
Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance

Word Count: 20.1K
$6.99 p

Beth is wanting out of her engagement to Wyatt when she meets his younger brother, Billy.  But where Wyatt is suave and worldly, Billy is a hick country boy who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty.  Yet there is something about Billy's gentle ways that touches her heart.

Unfortunately, Beth is a born klutz.  Bad luck follows her wherever she goes, and Beth is positive bad luck will continue to plague her if she allows herself to fall in love with Billy.
That was before she fell into a stock tank, and right into Billy's arms!

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Now Available in Print - THE HAIRY-LEGGED GIRLS CLUB

The Hairy-Legged Girls Club
Erotic Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 33.9K
$9.99 p

Fresh out of the military, the last thing Brint Cirrus needs is trouble. Besides, he has a secret to protect. But when he parks his motorcycle at a Texas roadside bar and meets sexy Heleema, the lead singer of the country band, The Hairy-Legged Girls Club, it's clear trouble looks mighty good. The feeling is definitely mutual.

Intent on consummating their mutual attraction, Brint and Heleema leave the bar, and a group of drunken men who had been harassing Heleema earlier follow them. The men ram their pick-up into the motorcycle, sending the bike and both riders into a bar ditch along the side of the road. When Brint comes to, he finds Heleema on the verge of being raped. Secret or no secret, he has to rescue her. But as he shape shifts into his dog persona, he sees Heleema shift into a coyote. Together they dispatch the attackers, killing one of them, then escape. But their enemies aren’t so easily deterred and they want revenge.

From the very beginning Brint and Heleema are drawn together in lust. Now they are drawn together in danger as shape shifters and as humans.  In Heleema, Brint has found a woman he can trust and love. In Brint, Heleema has found a man to satisfy her passion and her heart.

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Now Available in Print! THE HAIRY-LEGGED GIRLS CLUB - Erotic Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance

Fresh out of the military, the last thing Brint Cirrus needs is trouble. Besides, he has a secret to protect. But when he parks his motorcycle at a Texas roadside bar and meets sexy Heleema, the lead singer of the country band, The Hairy-Legged Girls Club, it's clear trouble looks mighty good. The feeling is definitely mutual.

Intent on consummating their mutual attraction, Brint and Heleema leave the bar, and a group of drunken men who had been harassing Heleema earlier follow them. The men ram their pick-up into the motorcycle, sending the bike and both riders into a bar ditch along the side of the road. When Brint comes to, he finds Heleema on the verge of being raped. Secret or no secret, he has to rescue her. But as he shape shifts into his dog persona, he sees Heleema shift into a coyote. Together they dispatch the attackers, killing one of them, then escape. But their enemies aren’t so easily deterred and they want revenge.

From the very beginning Brint and Heleema are drawn together in lust. Now they are drawn together in danger as shape shifters and as humans.  In Heleema, Brint has found a woman he can trust and love. In Brint, Heleema has found a man to satisfy her passion and her heart.

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Now Available in Print! THE PAST'S PROMISE - M/M Time-Travel Erotic Romance

She found the ultimate love of her life in another time...and as a man.

Jessie Wharton is a teacher in the twenty-first century. Or at least she was.

Taking her history class to visit the ruins of a historic fort in west Texas, the scorching heat turned her world upside down.

Suddenly, nothing was the way it was supposed to be. She was no longer Jessie Wharton. She was Jesse Webster. She wasn't a teacher. She was a private in the US Army stationed at Fort Callaghan, a completely functional outpost. And it was 1867.

Worse, she wasn't a she any longer. She was a man. A man who was finding himself falling in love with a fellow soldier named Martin Parrish.
Together, they discover love in the scorching Texas heat, in a time when the merest breath of homosexuality was enough to have the accused whipped to death...if the native Indians didn't scalp them first.

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