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The longest nose in history - if reports are to be believed - belong to a man called Thomas Wedders.

Wedders - also known as Thomas Wadhouse - was circus performer from Yorkshire who lived in the 18th century.

His party trick - and the reason for his fame continuing to this day - was that his nose was allegedly absolutely huge.

Apparently, Wadders' nose was 19 centimetres - that's 7.5 inches - long.

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Last year's Halloween eyeball cookies didn't turn out quite right, but they were extremely popular, anyway.

 

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Goodness, I Hope Not!

 

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Perfect!