Now Available in Print! HELL AND DAMNATION

Hell and Damnation
Humorous Erotic, Urban Fantasy Paranormal Romance
By Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 19K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives.

Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

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Oops! (A Little Post-Christmas Humor)

First Time is Always Awkward - Superman Comic

Comic artist Stjepan Sejic always makes us LOL. In this comic Superman and Lois Lane are about to have their first time together and things get super awkward... 

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Big Spender

Gender Specific Switch Plates

The Only Fashion Item Men Need This Year

Why Not?

The Ultimate Pool Accessory

Questionable Ugly Christmas Sweaters

A Meeting With What?

Christmas Gift-Wrapping Tip

Now Available in Print! WINTER'S FYRE, a Humorous Erotic, Urban Fantasy, Paranormal Christmas Romance

Now Available in Print!

Winter's Fyre
Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy
Paranormal Christmas Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 11K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Shelby Fyre owns Fyreside Inn. It's a respectable bed and breakfast, except for one thing. There's a strange man appearing in her shower, in her kitchen, and in her bedroom. 

 

The only problem is... Shelby lives alone.

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Great Comeback

'Tis the Season

An Insecure Climber's Worst Nightmare

Explorer and his wife stumble across VERY rude looking ice formation (and she says it was 'the biggest and most impressive' she'd ever seen)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3256391/Explorer-wife-stumble-rude-looking-ice-formation.html#ixzz3pbzok6iM

I Was Searching For Beach Scenes

With a Pentacle Tip!

Happy Thanksgiving!

When the Title is Longer Than The

And You Were Thinking...?

But It's FREE!

Dad's Teachings Can Last a Lifetime

Love Japanese Humor

New! DO WAH DIDDY ME, an Erotic Time Travel Urban Fantasy Romance

Do Wah Diddy Me

Erotic Time-Travel Urban Fantasy

Word Count: 16.6K

$1.99 e

It all began when she found the silver charm bracelet.

As a realtor, Geraldine "Geri" Jones has been trying for years to get the property off her hands. Back in the 50s, it had been called Mabelling's, one of the first drive-in soda and burger joints in the state. But after a calamity destroyed the place and took many lives, the remaining structure had fallen into ruin.

It was while showing the location to a prospective buyer that she finds the bracelet buried between the cracks in the blackened floor tiles. What she doesn't expect is for the bracelet to transport her back to 1959. Back to the diner when it was in its heydey. There she meets Roddy "Hot Rod" Carvelle, with his tight jeans, tigher white T-shirt, and slicked back hair. A man twelve years her junior, who gives her the thrill of her life in the backseat of his baby blue Bel Air.

But the anniversary of the catastrophe that destroyed Mabelling's is fast approaching, and Geri is determined to save Roddy from his final destiny. What she doesn't realize is that she and Rodney could become two more victims of the disastrous event.

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When the Details Aren't Thought Out Ahead of Time

Now Available in Print! - RHYTHM AND BOOS

Now Available in Print!

Rhythm & Boos
Humorous Erotic Paranormal  Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Sydney Shookerman, aka "Sinsuelle", is an exotic dancer. At least, she tries to be. Unfortunately, Sydney sucks at the job. She has a body to die for, and the face of an angel, but she lacks the timing and moves which would put her in the pro league.

Fortunately, she manages to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and is reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awakes the spirit of one poor victim from that era.

The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wants to do is get even with the wise guys who put him away. Although he has no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint is an awful temptation. And one thing is certain—he hasn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which means he has a lot of catching up to do!

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Worst Domain Names, Take 3

speedofart.com

No Telling What Else I'll Find!

Now Available in Print: The Complete RUNNER'S MOON Series

Now available in print!

All five books currently in the RUNNER'S MOON series,

including Runner's Moon: Yarrolam,
sensuous sci-fi romance novels.

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When Hashtags Go Bad

Happy Halloween!

New! NEVERWYLDE, The Rim of the World, Book 2

NEVERWYLDE
The Rim of the World, Book 2
Sensuous Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 44.1K
$3.99 e 

Worse than losing his life would be to lose the woman he loves.

Stranded on a half world in an unknown galaxy, seven Terrans and four Seneecians have declared an uneasy truce. But when three more Seneecians arrive at the temple, including their leader thought to be dead, the balance of power suddenly shifts.

The Seneecian D'har immediately assumes command, and he makes it clear the Terrans are now under his jurisdiction. Everyone must obey his rule as he takes full control of their weapons, their lives, and the only female, Kelen. But when Kyber announces that he and Kelen have mated, Kyber is banished from their midsts.

What follows is a harrowing ordeal as Kelen Chambliss fights to be reunited with the Seneecian who has claimed her heart, and Kyber struggles to survive long enough to get her back.

Warning! Contains pink crackers, tyrannical commanders, click!, twinkling lights, secret tunnels, scorch marks, and two people determined to break all the rules if it means they can be together.

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And the "World's Greatest Typo" Award Goes to...

Bad Letter Spacing, Part 3

Yep. That's a Big One.

New! RUNNER'S MOON: YARROLAM, a Sensuous Sci-Fi Romance

Now Available!

RUNNER'S MOON: Yarrolam
Book 5
Sensuous Sci-fi Romance
Word Count:  56K
$3.99 e 

When they landed on Earth after escaping the Arra slave ship, Yarrolam swore he'd never do manual labor again after years of brutal slavery. Along with a fellow Ruinos, he came to understand the monetary system used by this planet's inhabitants, and became quite good at guessing the ups and downs of the stock market. So good, he was hired as an aide to Aaron Shulcrist, an investment broker.

What starts out as a favor to his boss to pick up Aaron’s fiancé at the airport becomes a race for survival as Yarrolam, now known as Liam, tries to keep Cherron Greene from being kidnapped by armed men determined to find Aaron, who has inexplicably disappeared. Worse, one deep breath of her unique scent tells Liam this woman is meant to be his life mate. But he cannot allow himself to claim her until she negates her relationship with his boss. And that may not happen if more of those men manage to get their hands on her.

The only place he knows where he can keep her safe is in a small town in Maine called Tumbril Harbor. There, he hopes he and his fellow Ruinos can face down any threat...be it from man or Arra.

Warning! Contains changing identities, scars, seemingly neverending bus trips, lack of a life mate user's manual, crispy disks, and the possibility of losing any chance to love the only person who would complete his life.

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It's Handy In So Many Ways

You Gotta Give Credit to the Sculptor

NOT Art Appreciation

The Pendennis Shipyard...

...doesn't abbreviate well.

Adam and Eve Salt and Pepper Set

What Is It, Son?

Now Available in Print - CHICKEN FRIED BEEFCAKE, Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance

Chicken Fried Beefcake
Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance

Word Count: 20.1K
$6.99 p

Beth is wanting out of her engagement to Wyatt when she meets his younger brother, Billy.  But where Wyatt is suave and worldly, Billy is a hick country boy who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty.  Yet there is something about Billy's gentle ways that touches her heart.

Unfortunately, Beth is a born klutz.  Bad luck follows her wherever she goes, and Beth is positive bad luck will continue to plague her if she allows herself to fall in love with Billy.
That was before she fell into a stock tank, and right into Billy's arms!

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Bad Letter Spacing, Part 2

 

Caught in the Act