Showing posts with label erotic romance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erotic romance. Show all posts

Monday, May 6, 2019

New! THE IN-LAW EFFECT, a Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance



The In-Law Effect

 Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance
by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 12.6K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Trish and Chuck Waffler have no choice but to let Trish’s mother, Vera, move in with them. Although it’s only meant to be a temporary arrangement, antagonism sets in almost immediately.

If having the woman living with them isn't enough, they're having to deal with increased pressure from their jobs. The stress has taken a toll on their relationship to the point where they've decided to seek help from a marriage counselor. And having the in-law from Hell constantly making disparaging remarks and throwing insults at them isn't helping any.

What they never expect is the effect Vera's whining and insults will have on their nearly nonexistent sex life. 

Which will lead to a decision they hope will solve all their problems.

Excerpt and Buy Links


Saturday, November 14, 2015

New! DO WAH DIDDY ME, an Erotic Time Travel Urban Fantasy Romance


Do Wah Diddy Me

Erotic Time-Travel Urban Fantasy
Word Count: 16.6K
$1.99 e

It all began when she found the silver charm bracelet.

As a realtor, Geraldine "Geri" Jones has been trying for years to get the property off her hands. Back in the 50s, it had been called Mabelling's, one of the first drive-in soda and burger joints in the state. But after a calamity destroyed the place and took many lives, the remaining structure had fallen into ruin.

It was while showing the location to a prospective buyer that she finds the bracelet buried between the cracks in the blackened floor tiles. What she doesn't expect is for the bracelet to transport her back to 1959. Back to the diner when it was in its heydey. There she meets Roddy "Hot Rod" Carvelle, with his tight jeans, tigher white T-shirt, and slicked back hair. A man twelve years her junior, who gives her the thrill of her life in the backseat of his baby blue Bel Air.

But the anniversary of the catastrophe that destroyed Mabelling's is fast approaching, and Geri is determined to save Roddy from his final destiny. What she doesn't realize is that she and Rodney could become two more victims of the disastrous event.


Wednesday, July 8, 2015

New! UNDERSILVER, a Sensuous Erotic Sci-Fi Romance Novel


New!


UNDERSILVER
Sensuous Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 56.7K
$3.99e

The planet had secrets it never revealed, until it was too late.

Centuries ago, mankind's only hope for survival were the seven vessels specially fitted to send the last survivors of Earth to a planet named New Earth. Seven space ships that became floating cities once they landed on the water-only world teeming with edible seafood, as well as dangerous creatures.

Lt. Jace Novick, of the ship UnderPlatinum, is sent to sister ship UnderSilver to see if he can help find a possible solution to their growing problem. Food is beginning to run low, catches are scarcer, and the tension between ships is increasing as starvation becomes imminent.

Lt. Commander Rhone Derth has created a security device called wrap shields to protect Silver from repeated attacks by the planet's hostile monsters. But it seems the shields are also keeping the fish away as well. Jace believes he has an answer, but it means he and Rhone must work together despite Rhone's antagonism toward him, and the short time he's been allotted before he must return to his own ship.

Together, they try to discover a way to survive as the other vessels turn on each other in a desperate battle for the last of the dwindling food supply, not knowing that another, more malevolent being is watching them from the depths.

Warning! Contains loss of oxygen, vicious sea creatures, massive destruction, scientific theories, near-drowning, subsonic bursts, questionable seafood, alien artifacts, and two people trying to survive what could be the complete annihilation of their species.

Click here for excerpt and buy links.


Saturday, June 7, 2014

Re-released! WINTER'S FYRE, an Erotic Paranormal Romance


Re-released!

WINTER'S FYRE
An erotic paranormal romance
Music And Press
Word Count:  10,860
1.99


Shelby Fyre owns Fyreside Inn.  It's a respectable bed and breakfast, except for one thing.  There's a strange man appearing in her shower, in her kitchen, and in her bedroom. 

The only problem is... Shelby lives alone.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Re-released! LA PETITE MORT, an Erotic Contemporary Menage Romance


Re-released!

La Petite Mort
Erotic Menage, Contemporary Romance
by Linda Mooney, Writing as Carolyn Gregg
ISBN 978-1-941321-11-9
Word Count:  10,118
1.99

Bria had just one wish, one desperate desire, and the only place she would be able to have it come true would be at the annual Midnight Fantasies Masquerade Ball. It would be interesting to see if the hosts truly granted everyone’s wildest fantasies, as they promised, or if it was just meaningless hype. After all, how many women attending were wanting to die at the automated "hand" of a sex machine?

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Re-release! SUCKERS


Suckers
Erotic Contemporary Romance
Music And Press
ISBN 978-0-9914081-3-9
Word Count: 5,850
.99
 
Felicia is a mouth model with the hots for her favorite photographer. He wants Felicia to pose with a new product. All she can think about is finding a way to get into Aaron’s heart...and his pants.
 
Now Available at Amazon, All Romance eBooks, Barnes & Noble, and via PayPal.
 
Click here for excerpt and buy links.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Re-released! CHICKEN FRIED BEEFCAKE


Chicken Fried Beefcake
Erotic Humorous Contemporary
Music And Press
ISBN 978-0-9914081-0-8
Word Count: 20.1K
1.99

Beth was wanting out of her engagement to Wyatt when she met his younger brother, Billy.  But where Wyatt was suave and worldly, Billy was a hick country boy who didn't mind getting his hands dirty.  Yet there was something about Billy's gentle ways that touched her heart.

Unfortunately, Beth was a born klutz.  Bad luck followed her wherever she went, and Beth was positive bad luck would continue to plague her if she allowed herself to fall in love with Billy.

That was before she fell into a stock tank, and right into Billy's arms!

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Now Available at:

Amazon
Barnes and Noble
All Romance eBooks
And via PayPal

Friday, January 25, 2013

New! The Virgin Sacrifice, a humorous erotic fantasy romance...with a dragon.

The Virgin Sacrifice
A humorous, erotic fantasy romance
Now Available from Red Rose Publishing
http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=1305 

Erotic Romance: Paranormal Romance, Dragons, Alternate World, Fantasy, Fairy Tale
ISBN: 978-1-4543-0251-3
 
Word Count: 8,188

Pages: 45

Centuries ago, the town of Vistoller was nearly destroyed by dragons, until the townspeople realized that the attacks ceased once a young maiden was swept away by the creatures. Since then, every year, on the cusp of the autumn moon, a virgin is prepared for the dragon's arrival, to ensure another bountiful season without retaliation.

Except this year, the creature has no idea what it's being offered when it's presented with Ilisi. Neither does Ilisi know what to expect when the creature takes her away.

They’re both in for the surprise of their lives.

Excerpt:
Closer and closer the dragon approached. Its immense wings seemed to fill the sky as the creature loomed closer. Before too long, it blocked out the sun entirely, and Ilisi could finally look at the enormous monster as it dipped and turned to circle the site.
It didn't spout flames from its mouth, but she knew it could. And it would, if no sacrifice had been offered. It would have destroyed the whole town with a few simple passes, and no arrows or swords could touch it while it swooped overhead.
The dragon reached out with huge talons and grasped the edges of the old castle wall that used to sit on top of the hill. It was here where Vistoller had met its match centuries ago when the first dragons appeared. It was here at the castle's remains where the yearly sacrifice was offered. Where the dragons would land and claim their victims.
It was a powerful and terrifying-looking behemoth. Black scales covered it from head to tail, including the spread wings. Two massive horns curved upward from its forehead, giving the creature a distinctive, evil appearance.
The monster turned its long black snout from one side to the other as it stared long and hard at her. Oddly, Ilisi felt no fear. Only resignation.
Until she suddenly remembered something she'd heard last year.
"Hey. Aren't you supposed to be green? You were green last year."
The dragon gave a throaty huff, then reached out with one claw, snagging the chain holding her left arm. For the first time, Ilisi cringed, believing the creature was about to disembowel her. Or worse, rip her to pieces as it attempted to remove her from the cuffs. To her surprise, the monster snapped the chain, then did the same for the iron links holding her other arm. She was about comment about the release when the clawed foot grabbed her around the waist, and the dragon launched itself into the air, carrying her with it.
Although the claw was scaly, the foot was warm. With her arms freed, she folded them against herself and tried to brave the cold air by snuggling into the dragon's grasp. Her crown of flowers had flown away. Her hair whipped her face and shoulders, and she tucked the ends under her arms.
Below she could make out the tiny figures climbing to the top of the hill to make certain she'd been taken. Maybe they were surprised by the lack of screams. From what gossip she'd heard over the years, the women always screamed when the dragon arrived. Sometimes blood was found smeared on the walls, or droplets discovered on the ground. But there was never a body. Not even body parts. It was as if the dragon devoured the offering whole.
Now she knew better. The creature didn't eat its victim at the site. It flew away with it to return it to a nest or some such place it called home where it could eat her at its leisure.
They flew over more hills, across a vast lake, and soon approached a range of mountains she'd never knew existed. Mountains so high, their tops were covered in snow and clouds. Up here the air was almost brutally cold, but the dragon didn't seem affected. In fact, after it had noticed her trying to bury herself within its grasp, it seemed to understand why, and closed its other foot around her.
The monster flew between the mountain tops, over a deep orange gorge, then across what appeared to be a lush plateau covered in trees. In the far distance she would swear she saw the sparkle of sunlight on water, perhaps from a larger lake or perhaps an ocean. She never got the chance to be certain. The dragon banked to the left and began its descent toward another pair of tall peaks. Flying between them, it began to descend more rapidly into what looked like a lake of clouds.
The wind rushed upward as the dragon dropped through the white puffs, until they suddenly cleared them. Ilisi stared in shock at the sight below. They were inside of what looked like a ring of mountains, where the steep slopes were covered with buildings. Castles upon castles jutted outward from the rock. Turrets sprouted upward like carrot tops all over the mountain sides. And between them flew dozens of dragons. Dragons of all shapes and sizes and colors.
The creature holding her dropped even further, until it leveled off and headed directly for what appeared to be a wide balcony. Huge doors were open and waiting, leading into the sheer face of the mountain.
Letting her go with one foot, it landed on the wide banister encircling the balcony. Then it released her with the other foot. Ilisi stumbled and fell on the marble-like flooring while the monster remained sitting there, watching her.
Seeing that the dragon wasn't about to pounce on her any time soon and eat her, she managed to get to her feet. Behind her, the huge doors led into what appeared to be a bedroom. A strange idea came to her, and she turned around to face the immense black creature.
"What are you? Some kind of pet? Were you sent by whoever lives here to fetch me?"
The dragon tilted its ears forward but made no other movement.
"Where are the rest of the girls you've taken? Did you bring them here, too? Are they inside somewhere? Do they know I'm coming?"
She took a step backwards, closer to the doors. The dragon made no move to stop her.
"Who lives here? Are they expecting me? Hello!" She turned to face the bedroom. "Helloooo! Is anybody here? Hell—"
"You talk too much."
The sound of a human voice at her back shocked her, and she whirled around. The black dragon was gone, but where it had been stood a tall, gangly man with jet black hair.
A tall, gangly, naked man.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Would You Like to Win a Copy of "Hell and Damnation"?

Would you like to win a PDF of my newest release?

Just post a comment below! Be sure to include you email addy.
I'll announce the winner on Sunday the 26th!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Hell and Damnation is Now Available!


Got demons?

HELL AND DAMNATION
A humorous erotic fantasy romance
Now Available at Purple Sword Publication
Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and All Romance eBooks

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives.

Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

Go here for an excerpt.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Meet Zara!


I found this photo, and it instantly reminded me of Zara, the sex-starved genie from my humorous erotic fantasy, Tit for Tat, from Purple Sword Publishing.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

New Contract!

Woohoo! Red Rose Publishing has just contracted my humorous erotic fantasy, The Virgin's Sacrifice.

Blurb:
Centuries ago, the town of Vistoller was nearly destroyed by dragons, until the townspeople realized that the attacks ceased once a young maiden was swept away by the creatures. Since then, every year, on the cusp of the autumn moon, a virgin is prepared for the dragon's arrival, to ensure another bountiful season without retaliation.
 
Except this year, the creature has no idea what it's being offered when it's presented with Ilisi. Neither does Ilisi know what to expect when the creature takes her away.
 
They’re both in for the surprise of their lives.
(I'll have an excerpt up on my website soon!)

Thursday, July 12, 2012

New Contract!

Sorry to have been in absentia for so long. Real life has taken hold, and made it very difficult to get back to my other love, writing. But I was able to finish 2 short stories, one of which has just been contracted by Purple Sword Publications!

Stay tuned for details of its release!
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What's an incubus to do when he's kicked out of Hell?

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives.
Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

New release! Got wishes? TIT FOR TAT is now available from Purple Sword Publishing!

New!
TIT FOR TAT
Humorous erotic romance
from Purple Sword Publishing

Tate Truer's reality series as a survivalist in wild and uninhabited locales is about to have its plug pulled unless Tate can find a way to re-energize it.  He gets his wish in more ways than he imagines when he manages to dredge up an ornate bottle from the ocean floor. A bottle that contains a tiny woman, a genie, who is eager to grant his every desire as long as he grants hers first.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Got Eggs? New Release! Pet My Easter Bunny

New!

Pet My Easter Bunny
("Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" Book 4)
A humorous, erotic, paranormal romance
by Carolyn Gregg
from Red Rose Publishing
http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=962

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rast Clemmons is the most arrogant, opinionated, and snobbish son of a bitch Penderly Blakeney has ever met. The fact that he is also her new boss only makes matters worse. With Easter and her birthday just around the corner, Penderly knows beyond a doubt that her heart's call works at the seafood plant. It's only a matter of time before she discovers who he is, and they seal their future together with the sex hex test. But first she has to get rid of Rast Clemmons, who is quickly becoming a major pain in the ass. Regardless of the outcome, that man has screwed up her life for the last time, and now she's ready to call for magical reinforcements.

(:)  (=)  (#)  (*)

The need to talk to her sisters, to have them around her at this time of need, was too overwhelming. They had always been there for each other whenever one of them was distressed. But they're involved now in their own families, in their own lives.

Wrapping her arms around her shoulders, Penderly bent over and sobbed, rocking forward and back.

Penny. My angelic Penny.

She gasped at the sound of the comforting voice breaking through her misery. "Daddy?"

Come home.

"Oh, Daddy..."

Come home.

Somehow she managed to stumble back up the slope to the seafood plant. Bypassing the office, she went straight to the parking lot where the micro minibus was located. She doubted anyone would come looking for her if she was missed. And even if someone did, once they found out she'd last been seen in Clemmons' office, they would assume there had been a tiff regarding her job, and that she'd left in anger.

For once, Penderly was glad for the excuse.

She drove back to the farm to where her father was waiting for her on the front porch. Unlike past events when each daughter arrived home to face congratulations for finding her heart's call, Penderly fell sobbing against her father's broad chest. Amy was waiting inside to guide her over to the couch when they entered the living room.

They waited for the normally stoic Penderly to bring herself under control before Manderly spoke.

"Sometimes the course of love does not run smooth."

"No shit. You think?" Penderly shot back.

Amy kept her arms around her sister, providing the comfort she knew her sibling needed. "Tell us about it," she urged.

They already knew about Rast Clemmons, having heard her rant about him ever since the man first showed up and began decimating people's lives.

"He called me in." She took another deep breath to calm herself as she wiped her eyes with the tissue that magically appeared in her hands. Blowing her nose, she felt a lot calmer, yet inside she felt the insane need to go back to the plant and literally throw herself back into the man's arms. Even now she could still feel the hot, soft press of his mouth on hers.

"He called you in to fire you?" Amy asked.

"No. To reduce my hours."

"Tell us about the egg," her father said, and Penderly managed a small smile. Her father would know about the egg, even if they'd never told him.

"Remember me calling and asking you about the boiled egg in my lunch sack?" she reminded her sister. "Well, when I was in his office I saw an empty container from The Cauldron, and it was like...I dunno...it was like this light went off in my head, and I could feel my whole body grow numb. I asked him what he'd eaten for lunch, and he mentioned a boiled egg...with orange and green swirls in the yolk."

"Like yours?" Amy said.

"Mine was all blue. No swirls."

"What made you certain?" their father continued.

"When he grabbed me. I think I was on the verge of passing out when he jumped up from his desk and came over to keep me from falling. It was..." She hugged herself as the memory of his touch returned—the need to snuggle against him, wrapped in his cotton-soft warmth, enveloped in his tender care.

And then there had come the fire, searing through her like a match sparking to life as his kiss reached all the way to her womb. Penderly pressed her thighs together as her body shuddered in reaction.

"You kissed," Manderly stated.

"Yes."

"And then you knew," Amy whispered.

"I think I've known from the start. I sensed...I sensed he worked at the plant, but I thought he might be someone I'd known for years, like Sandy and Grant. Or maybe he was someone new to the plant, like a new worker on the docks." She slowly shook her head. "I never thought..." The tears started again. "How...help me. How can I hate a man and desire him, too?"

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The wait is over! Tickle My Candy Cane is now available!

The wait is over!

Now Available!

Tickle My Candy Cane
"Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 2"
A humorous, erotic paranormal holiday romance
by Carolyn Gregg
from Red Rose Publishing
http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=936&CDpath=2

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

With Christmas two days away, Tamberly Blakeney has given up hope of finding her heart call that year. That is, until Jonathan Mauk walks into the market and into her life. With the magical swirl of a candy cane's stripes, she knows he’s the man meant to be her lifelong love. But first he has to pass the sex hex test, which she is sure won't be a problem.

What she doesn't realize is that there is something in Jonathan's past that deeply disturbs her father. And until Daddy gets all the answers, there could be hell to pay.

(Click here for an excerpt and to order.)

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Now Available! RUB MY PUMPKIN, a humorous erotic paranormal fantasy romance

New!  Now Available!
RUB MY PUMPKIN
"Tales of the Blakeney Sisters", Book 1
A humorous erotic paranormal fantasy
by Carolyn Gregg
Published by Red Rose Publishing
http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=881

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey came to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it was a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, hoping to make a life out here. He never expected to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knew he was falling in love until he discovered that she was a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings didn’t change.

The only problem was, before he could sweep her off her feet, he first had to pass what she called a “sex hex test” to prove they were meant to be together. Rick didn’t mind, but what he didn’t realize was that his best friend wasn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it meant taking drastic measures.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Suckers is now at Fictionwise, and 15% off for a limited time! So hurry!


TITLE: Suckers by Carolyn Gregg
PRICE: $1.99
CATEGORY: Erotic Romance
LENGTH: 6301 words; Reading time: 18-25 minutes
EPUBLISHER: Red Rose Publishing Published: 2009
DESCRIPTION: He wants Felicia to pose with a new product. All she can think about is finding a way to get into Aaron's heart ...and his pants.

Now at 15% Off!

Buy link and excerpt here!

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b110345/Suckers/Carolyn-Gregg/??r=6a7

Saturday, May 1, 2010

I have a new contract!

Time to do the Snoopy Dance!  Red Rose Publishing just contracted my next book!

RHYTHM AND BOOS is a humorous, contemporary, paranormal, erotic romance. That's a mouthful, isn't it?

Here's the blurb:

Sinsuelle (aka Sydney Shookerman) was an exotic dancer. At least, she tried to be. Unfortunately, Sydney sucked at the job. She had a body to die for, and the face of an angel, but she lacked the timing and moves which would put her in the pro league.

Fortunately, she managed to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and was reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awoke the spirit of one poor victim from that era.

The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wanted to do was to get even with the wise guys who had put him away. Although he had no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint was an awful temptation. And one thing was certain—he hadn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which meant he had a lot of catching up to do!