Still more "questionable" catalog item.

First, there's the name.  Suble butt?  Really?

Secondly, here's the pitch:  Sometimes you just con’t control a gassy stomach...and what may happen as a result. But relax—the pressure’s off when you’re protected with these antimicrobial pads. Just stick to your underwear (even thongs) and go about your day. If you make a slip, don’t worry—the odor is neutralized by the activated carbon layer, and you’re spared the embarrassment. Great for travel, office or anywhere you’re in close quarters!

Okay, they'll control the SMELL, but what about the SOUND?

More mayhem from the same catalog.

It's not the fact that this product guarantees no-line panties.

It's the packaging.  Look closer.

Tis the season!

If you're anything like me, this is the time of year you're being inundated with a gazillion catalogs in the mail, tempting you to spend the majority of your money on the internet.  Since I live out in the somewhat middle of nowhere, internet shopping is easier than spending the gas, time, and energy going to the mall.

Most of my catalogs are pretty cool.  Nothing racy except for a little underwear or nightgowns - or so I thought. 

Get a load of this item.  It makes you go WTF?  It's called a Kush.  Here's the description:  Firm yet lightweight, the Kush™ Bosom Sleep Support makes side sleeping more comfortable, especially for the woman with C cups or larger. Once you try it, you won’t want to sleep without it!

My mother had overly large bosoms.  She wore a sleep bra.  This thing looks like...well, you get my drift.