Life Hack #404

A Gaming Chair?

Be Careful What You "Wish" For

For Sale!

Lovely, the Wearable Sex Tracker, Is a Fitbit For Your Penis

You can read more about it at Huffington Post.
And here.

My question is: Does the tip go up or down? Because if it goes up, won't it dig into the abdomen? And down would push it into the scrotum?

Just curious.

Also Helps for Washing a Large Dog!

The Ryan Gosling "Husband Pillow"

 

The added blurb about "buy now and receive the Morning Wood attachment free!" just cracks me up.

Power to the pickle!

I've heard of, but never read, erotic stories involving bananas, breadsticks, and cucumbers being used in lieu of dildos.  Which got me to thinking.  Pickles are nothing more than pickled cucumbers. But would an author ever think to use a pickle as a sex toy?  Or is that just a bit to garish? 

Hey, I'm thinking the big, honking, dill pickle kind.  The kind you can barely curl your fingers around, and you can suck and nibble on them for the good part of an hour before it's finally devoured.

Yet, for some reason, I keep thinking that if I mentioned "pickle" in a story, people would immediately envision the gherkin instead.