What Size Would You Call That Cup?

Would You Wear This Shirt?

This Defies Explanation and Definition

It Gives a Whole New Meaning to the Ballet "Swan Lake"

Ringle Her Dingle!

You can now decorate your Christmas tree with felt vagina baubles.

Nothing says Christmas joy quite like vaginas.

Vaginas are brilliant. Just like Christmas, they bring delight, festive feelings, and the scent of roasted chestnuts.*

*Not really.

We can’t think of anything more fittingly Christmas-y to deck your halls with than vagina and vulva themed decorations.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/#ixzz4NrA1qNG6

And It's Just One Dollar!

Field Trip?

Found in an Antique Shop

Never Knew Bike Shorts Came With a Center Pocket

Check Out the New Bubble Gum!

And they're Extra Sour!

I Have No Idea...

... what the purpose is of this gif.

How to Get Paid Like a Man

May the Force Be In You!

The influx of Star Wars: The Force Awakens merchandise just won't stop, but one set of toys has customers scratching their heads —and maybe other body parts.

The set of Star Wars pool toys feature Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren, and a Stormtrooper, and they like sex toys, leading one mother to ask Target about the merchandise. 

“Are we sure these are children’s toys, Target?” asked Joni Jones on Facebook. “Looks a little questionable to me.”

According to a report by newnownext, rep for the Target superstore responded to Jon: 

“We apologize for your disappointment. Occasionally, we carry merchandise that some guests may find objectionable, as was your experience. We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.”

While some fans responded by saying that Joni was seeing something else, one woman made a confession. 

“Yes, I have fantasized about a Darth Vader-shaped dildo.”

May the Force be in you! 

Questionable Ugly Christmas Sweaters

'Tis the Season

It's a Squeeze Popper

Umm, okay.

The Perfect Gift For Him or Her?

*Shaking My Head*

Oh, yeah. All little girls want one - Not.

Seriously, who would buy something like this? I've heard of blow-up dolls, but you have to wonder about this company's target consumer.



Still more "questionable" catalog item.

First, there's the name.  Suble butt?  Really?

Secondly, here's the pitch:  Sometimes you just con’t control a gassy stomach...and what may happen as a result. But relax—the pressure’s off when you’re protected with these antimicrobial pads. Just stick to your underwear (even thongs) and go about your day. If you make a slip, don’t worry—the odor is neutralized by the activated carbon layer, and you’re spared the embarrassment. Great for travel, office or anywhere you’re in close quarters!

Okay, they'll control the SMELL, but what about the SOUND?