Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous. Show all posts

Friday, August 19, 2022

New! UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO, a Humorous Contemporary Fantasy Romance by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg

 

New!

UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO
A Humorous Contemporary Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 21.6K
$2.99 e
FREE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED FOR A LIMITED TIME

Wally Finkelstein is your average Joe. Your typical underdog—not super attractive, not super wealthy, but he does have stability and happiness to offer. And to his girlfriend’s surprise, he turns out to be super in other departments.

He’s always been very attentive to the opposite sex, never leaving them unsatisfied. But having not found “the one” yet, Wally hasn’t been ready to give himself fully. April Daily has changed that, and when they finally do the deed, he wants to shout it from the rooftops…and somehow finds himself soaring above them.

Turns out Wally has a history he knew nothing about. Can this ordinary Joe live up to extraordinary expectations? More importantly, can his relationship with April survive the kind of demands this revelation will bring? 

Excerpt and Buy Link

Monday, May 6, 2019

New! THE IN-LAW EFFECT, a Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance



The In-Law Effect

 Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance
by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 12.6K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Trish and Chuck Waffler have no choice but to let Trish’s mother, Vera, move in with them. Although it’s only meant to be a temporary arrangement, antagonism sets in almost immediately.

If having the woman living with them isn't enough, they're having to deal with increased pressure from their jobs. The stress has taken a toll on their relationship to the point where they've decided to seek help from a marriage counselor. And having the in-law from Hell constantly making disparaging remarks and throwing insults at them isn't helping any.

What they never expect is the effect Vera's whining and insults will have on their nearly nonexistent sex life. 

Which will lead to a decision they hope will solve all their problems.

Excerpt and Buy Links


Tuesday, August 7, 2018


New!

RANDY AS A GOAT
Humorous, Sweet But Naughty Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 17.5K
$1.99 e


Randy Greebley is your typical teenage boy, with the typical teenage boy issues, except for one big difference – when he gets horny, he tends to get “horny.” Literally. His feelings for his best friend Cricket have grown recently, and it’s becoming more than obvious, making it harder for him to hide his other side whenever he sees her.  

A nerdy, middle-class farm boy, Randy doesn’t really have a lot to offer Cricket, but he can’t let graduation pass without letting her know his true feelings. Can Randy get up the courage to reveal his secret and tell her how he truly feels? Does she feel the same, or will he always be stuck in the friendzone?

A senior class trip to the water park could be the hardest test of all for them both. 


Tuesday, October 18, 2016

New! EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC, a Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy

New!

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
A Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e


Gus Balfour has lived with his “shortcomings” all his life. He’s been picked on, made fun of, and obviously had problems in the bedroom. But through the years, he’s learned other ways to please the ladies. Or so he thought. When his girlfriend leaves because he simply doesn’t have enough to give, he decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands…or well, maybe a surgeon’s.

After learning about the complications and exorbitant costs that that go along with the surgical enhancement, he thinks all hope is lost. But a name and number left by his housekeeper could change his life.

Syan isn’t the old, wrinkly witch he was expecting, but she quickly proves there’s no job too big, or too small, when you’ve got the magic touch. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

New! E-REPTILE DYSFUNCTION, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance



New!

E-reptile Dysfunction

Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 12.8K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p            


Kreg Regius has been having a little trouble lately. The kind of trouble every male fears, no matter what species. Despite the dangers of people finding out how different he is, Kreg is desperate for relief and finds himself seeking professional help.
With nothing to do but wait, his brother prescribes a night out. When that proves to be fruitless, he makes his escape, and his night takes an interesting turn. The shapely brunette he shares a cab with could be just what the doctor ordered. Immediately, things for Kreg start looking up. In more ways than one.                

Excerpt and buy links

Friday, June 26, 2015

Re-released! LIGHT MY FIRECRACKER, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 5

Re-released!

Light My Firecracker
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 5
Humorous, Erotic, Paranormal  Romance
Word Count 17.6K
$1.99 e



Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

It was the Fourth of July, and Amberly Blakeney knew her time had come to find her heart's call.  The last thing she expected was to discover that her new love harbored a secret that could jeopardize their future happiness.

To make matters worse, when her father learns Matt's secret, he refuses to let Matt and Amberly have their Happily Ever After.  And he will do whatever it takes, humanly or magically, to keep the young couple apart. 

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Re-released! PET MY EASTER BUNNY, a Humorous, Erotic Fantasy Romance

Now Available!

Pet My Easter Bunny
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 4

Humorous, Erotic, Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press
ISBN 978-1-941321-41-6
Word Count:  17.5K
$1.99



Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rast Clemmons is the most arrogant, opinionated, and snobbish son of a bitch Penderly Blakeney has ever met. The fact that he is also her new boss only makes matters worse.  

With Easter and her birthday just around the corner, Penderly knows beyond a doubt that her heart's call works at the seafood plant.  It's only a matter of time before she discovers who he is, and they seal their future together with the sex hex test. 

But first she has to get rid of Rast Clemmons, who is quickly becoming a major pain in the ass.  Regardless of the outcome, that man has screwed up her life for the last time, and now she's ready to call for magical reinforcements.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Re-released! SPANK MY VALENTINE, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 3 - a Humorous, Erotic, Fantasy Romance

Re-released!

Spank My Valentine
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, 

Book 3
Humorous, Erotic, Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press

ISBN 978-1-941321-40-9
Word Count:  22.8K
$1.99



Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Grant Morgan hasn’t been to Toppers Cove since he graduated from high school there. But when he receives the invitation to the Hearts on Fire Valentine’s Day Dance, and sees Sanderly Blakeney’s name listed on the committee, something inside him tells him to go back to his home town. If nothing more than to see her again, and to see if the flame he carried for her all through their school years still burns.

Only one thing could possibly stand in his way. His parents are still prominent people in town, which means they know all about the Blakeneys. And they have made it very clear to their only child that he is not to have anything to do with any of “those heathen girls", especially Sandy.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Re-released! TIT FOR TAT, a Humorous, Erotic Fantasy Romance

Re-released!


Tit for Tat
Humorous, Erotic Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-38-6
Word Count:  15.9K
$1.99


Tate Truer's television reality series as a survivalist in wild and uninhabited locales is about to have its plug pulled unless Tate can find a way to re-energize it.  He gets his wish in more ways than he imagines when he manages to dredge up an ornate bottle from the ocean floor. A bottle that contains a tiny woman, a genie, who is eager to grant his every desire ... as long as he grants hers first.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Re-released! The Virgin Sacrifice, a Humorous Erotic Fantasy/Paranormal Romance

Re-released!

The Virgin Sacrifice
Humorous Erotic Fantasy Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney
(writing as Carolyn Gregg)
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-35-5
Word Count: 8.2K
$.99

Centuries ago, the town of Vistoller was nearly destroyed by dragons, until the townspeople realized that the attacks ceased once a young maiden was swept away by the creatures. Since then, every year, on the cusp of the autumn moon, a virgin is prepared for the dragon's arrival, to ensure another bountiful season without retaliation.

Except this year, the creature has no idea what it's being offered when it's presented with Ilisi. Neither does Ilisi know what to expect when the creature takes her away.

They’re both in for the surprise of their lives.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Re-released! RUB MY PUMPKIN, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance

Re-released!

RUB MY PUMPKIN
(Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book One)

A Humorous Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance (Halloween)
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Music And Press
ISBN: 978-1-941321-24-9
Word Count:  15.5K
$1.99

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.


The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.     

Monday, September 29, 2014

Re-released! HELL AND DAMNATION, a Humorous, Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance

Re-released!

HELL AND DAMNATION
Humorous, Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney 
(writing as Carolyn Gregg)
Word count: 19K
$1.99


Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives. 


Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Re-release! SUCKERS


Suckers
Erotic Contemporary Romance
Music And Press
ISBN 978-0-9914081-3-9
Word Count: 5,850
.99
 
Felicia is a mouth model with the hots for her favorite photographer. He wants Felicia to pose with a new product. All she can think about is finding a way to get into Aaron’s heart...and his pants.
 
Now Available at Amazon, All Romance eBooks, Barnes & Noble, and via PayPal.
 
Click here for excerpt and buy links.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Re-released! CHICKEN FRIED BEEFCAKE


Chicken Fried Beefcake
Erotic Humorous Contemporary
Music And Press
ISBN 978-0-9914081-0-8
Word Count: 20.1K
1.99

Beth was wanting out of her engagement to Wyatt when she met his younger brother, Billy.  But where Wyatt was suave and worldly, Billy was a hick country boy who didn't mind getting his hands dirty.  Yet there was something about Billy's gentle ways that touched her heart.

Unfortunately, Beth was a born klutz.  Bad luck followed her wherever she went, and Beth was positive bad luck would continue to plague her if she allowed herself to fall in love with Billy.

That was before she fell into a stock tank, and right into Billy's arms!

* * *

Now Available at:

Amazon
Barnes and Noble
All Romance eBooks
And via PayPal

Friday, January 25, 2013

New! The Virgin Sacrifice, a humorous erotic fantasy romance...with a dragon.

The Virgin Sacrifice
A humorous, erotic fantasy romance
Now Available from Red Rose Publishing
http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=1305 

Erotic Romance: Paranormal Romance, Dragons, Alternate World, Fantasy, Fairy Tale
ISBN: 978-1-4543-0251-3
 
Word Count: 8,188

Pages: 45

Centuries ago, the town of Vistoller was nearly destroyed by dragons, until the townspeople realized that the attacks ceased once a young maiden was swept away by the creatures. Since then, every year, on the cusp of the autumn moon, a virgin is prepared for the dragon's arrival, to ensure another bountiful season without retaliation.

Except this year, the creature has no idea what it's being offered when it's presented with Ilisi. Neither does Ilisi know what to expect when the creature takes her away.

They’re both in for the surprise of their lives.

Excerpt:
Closer and closer the dragon approached. Its immense wings seemed to fill the sky as the creature loomed closer. Before too long, it blocked out the sun entirely, and Ilisi could finally look at the enormous monster as it dipped and turned to circle the site.
It didn't spout flames from its mouth, but she knew it could. And it would, if no sacrifice had been offered. It would have destroyed the whole town with a few simple passes, and no arrows or swords could touch it while it swooped overhead.
The dragon reached out with huge talons and grasped the edges of the old castle wall that used to sit on top of the hill. It was here where Vistoller had met its match centuries ago when the first dragons appeared. It was here at the castle's remains where the yearly sacrifice was offered. Where the dragons would land and claim their victims.
It was a powerful and terrifying-looking behemoth. Black scales covered it from head to tail, including the spread wings. Two massive horns curved upward from its forehead, giving the creature a distinctive, evil appearance.
The monster turned its long black snout from one side to the other as it stared long and hard at her. Oddly, Ilisi felt no fear. Only resignation.
Until she suddenly remembered something she'd heard last year.
"Hey. Aren't you supposed to be green? You were green last year."
The dragon gave a throaty huff, then reached out with one claw, snagging the chain holding her left arm. For the first time, Ilisi cringed, believing the creature was about to disembowel her. Or worse, rip her to pieces as it attempted to remove her from the cuffs. To her surprise, the monster snapped the chain, then did the same for the iron links holding her other arm. She was about comment about the release when the clawed foot grabbed her around the waist, and the dragon launched itself into the air, carrying her with it.
Although the claw was scaly, the foot was warm. With her arms freed, she folded them against herself and tried to brave the cold air by snuggling into the dragon's grasp. Her crown of flowers had flown away. Her hair whipped her face and shoulders, and she tucked the ends under her arms.
Below she could make out the tiny figures climbing to the top of the hill to make certain she'd been taken. Maybe they were surprised by the lack of screams. From what gossip she'd heard over the years, the women always screamed when the dragon arrived. Sometimes blood was found smeared on the walls, or droplets discovered on the ground. But there was never a body. Not even body parts. It was as if the dragon devoured the offering whole.
Now she knew better. The creature didn't eat its victim at the site. It flew away with it to return it to a nest or some such place it called home where it could eat her at its leisure.
They flew over more hills, across a vast lake, and soon approached a range of mountains she'd never knew existed. Mountains so high, their tops were covered in snow and clouds. Up here the air was almost brutally cold, but the dragon didn't seem affected. In fact, after it had noticed her trying to bury herself within its grasp, it seemed to understand why, and closed its other foot around her.
The monster flew between the mountain tops, over a deep orange gorge, then across what appeared to be a lush plateau covered in trees. In the far distance she would swear she saw the sparkle of sunlight on water, perhaps from a larger lake or perhaps an ocean. She never got the chance to be certain. The dragon banked to the left and began its descent toward another pair of tall peaks. Flying between them, it began to descend more rapidly into what looked like a lake of clouds.
The wind rushed upward as the dragon dropped through the white puffs, until they suddenly cleared them. Ilisi stared in shock at the sight below. They were inside of what looked like a ring of mountains, where the steep slopes were covered with buildings. Castles upon castles jutted outward from the rock. Turrets sprouted upward like carrot tops all over the mountain sides. And between them flew dozens of dragons. Dragons of all shapes and sizes and colors.
The creature holding her dropped even further, until it leveled off and headed directly for what appeared to be a wide balcony. Huge doors were open and waiting, leading into the sheer face of the mountain.
Letting her go with one foot, it landed on the wide banister encircling the balcony. Then it released her with the other foot. Ilisi stumbled and fell on the marble-like flooring while the monster remained sitting there, watching her.
Seeing that the dragon wasn't about to pounce on her any time soon and eat her, she managed to get to her feet. Behind her, the huge doors led into what appeared to be a bedroom. A strange idea came to her, and she turned around to face the immense black creature.
"What are you? Some kind of pet? Were you sent by whoever lives here to fetch me?"
The dragon tilted its ears forward but made no other movement.
"Where are the rest of the girls you've taken? Did you bring them here, too? Are they inside somewhere? Do they know I'm coming?"
She took a step backwards, closer to the doors. The dragon made no move to stop her.
"Who lives here? Are they expecting me? Hello!" She turned to face the bedroom. "Helloooo! Is anybody here? Hell—"
"You talk too much."
The sound of a human voice at her back shocked her, and she whirled around. The black dragon was gone, but where it had been stood a tall, gangly man with jet black hair.
A tall, gangly, naked man.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Would You Like to Win a Copy of "Hell and Damnation"?

Would you like to win a PDF of my newest release?

Just post a comment below! Be sure to include you email addy.
I'll announce the winner on Sunday the 26th!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Hell and Damnation is Now Available!


Got demons?

HELL AND DAMNATION
A humorous erotic fantasy romance
Now Available at Purple Sword Publication
Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and All Romance eBooks

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives.

Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

Go here for an excerpt.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Aye, Aye, Captain!

(PS. My hubby labeled this sign "naughty-cal". Should I hit him or kiss him?)