Happy New Year

Bet the Snowman Wasn't Complaining

Advertising or Wishful Thinking?

Merry Christmas!

Gingerbread Men Doing Gingerbread Things

Something About Those Candles and Holly Berries

Love That Chocolate Santa

Quickie Science Lessons, Part 2

Quickie Science Lessons, Part 1

Blow Your Own Balls

The Magic Want Throughout Art and History

American Hitachi by Grant Wood

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SILENT NIGHT, FINAL NIGHT - A Christmas Horror Story by Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith

SILENT NIGHT, FINAL NIGHT 

A Christmas Horror Story

by Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith

Word Count:  20.3K $1.99 e 

A family on the run, searching for food, shelter, and others not infected.

A plague is wiping out the population, stealing the humanity from people and turning them into monsters. Kem and Armand are willing to do whatever it takes to protect their daughter and survive. Nothing is promised, not life, not their next meal, not even a decent night’s rest.

The quality of life is quickly diminishing. How much is too much? How long until the fight for survival is no longer worth it, and it’s time for a dignified end rather than a slow, painful death?

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Ringle Her Dingle!

You can now decorate your Christmas tree with felt vagina baubles.

Nothing says Christmas joy quite like vaginas.

Vaginas are brilliant. Just like Christmas, they bring delight, festive feelings, and the scent of roasted chestnuts.*

*Not really.

We can’t think of anything more fittingly Christmas-y to deck your halls with than vagina and vulva themed decorations.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/#ixzz4NrA1qNG6

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

Romance Disney Style (?)

I Heart Boobs

Now there are two phallic symbols in Trafalgar Square

Read full story here.

Doughnuts With a Bonus

When the Dog Lies On Your Lap, Pt.2

When the Dog Lies On Your Lap, Pt. 1

I'm Celebrating My 100th Release With $100 Worth of Giveaways and Other Prizes!

New!

THEIR BATTLE LORD'S SACRIFICE
Book 7 of The Battle Lord Saga
Sci-Fi/Futuristic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance
Word Count: 62K
$3.99 e

Even though the truce between Mutahs and Normals, established by Battle Lord Yulen D’Jacques and his Battle Lady, Atty, is getting stronger and becoming more widespread, there are still divisions. After surviving the trap that had been set for them at Rocky Gorge, Yulen and Atty must return to Alta Novis to see how their people have fared. But after a brief stop in Wallis, they discover that Bloods have infiltrated both Mutah and Normal fortresses, blending in and biding their time until they receive the signal to attack.

Someone is taking control of the surrounding fortresses and using trained Bloods to get what they want, but Yulen will protect his people at all costs. Aware of the Bloods’ deception, the Battle Lord is left with no other choice but to continue on alone. With their newborn daughter still nursing, Atty must stay behind, but when she senses Yulen is in danger, she will stop at nothing to save him.

However, when it comes to his families’ lives being on the line, Yulen will be forced to make the ultimate sacrifice.

Warning! Contains a self-proclaimed deity, torture, coded messages, unorthodox nursing, nine bells, and a parental love that is greater than anything else in this world. 

On November 22nd, I'll be celebrating my 100th book release, THEIR BATTLE LORD'S SACRIFICE. Come join me and several of my author friends in this big event! There will be giveaways, games, and lots of fun!

Location (see below):
https://www.facebook.com/events/1721341048185615/ 

Time: 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM (All times are Eastern.)

List of Attending Authors! 

6:00 - Linda Mooney
6:30 - Maggie Mae Gallagher
7:00 - Deborah A, Bailey
7:30 - Veronica Scott
8:00 - Juli D Revezzo
8:30 - Helen Henderson
9:00 - AD Roland
9:30 - Lorrie Panzeri
10:00 - Dani Harper
10:30 - Robin Leigh Anderson

When the Rubber Breaks

Mr. Banana Wine Stopper

I Bet He's Popular With the Women

Irony

It Was a Gift

Hey, Nike!

Dancing Sandwiches, Bro!

Now Available in Print! EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC, a Humorous Erotic Contemporary Fantasy Romance

Now Available in Print!

   Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Humorous Contemporary Fantasy, Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Gus Balfour has lived with his “shortcomings” all his life. He’s been picked on, made fun of, and obviously had problems in the bedroom. But through the years, he’s learned other ways to please the ladies. Or so he thought. When his girlfriend leaves because he simply doesn’t have enough to give, he decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands…or well, maybe a surgeon’s.

After learning about the complications and exorbitant costs that go along with the surgical enhancement, he thinks all hope is lost. But a name and number left by his housekeeper could change his life.

Syan isn’t the old, wrinkly witch he was expecting, but she quickly proves there’s no job too big, or too small, when you’ve got the magic touch. 

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It's an Understandable Mistake

Every Single Time

Heed This Warning

Tell 'Em You're a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone!

We're Dying to Know the Answer

Abracadabra

Watch Where You Place That Sticker

Six on Saturday

Six paragraphs from Every Little Thing She Does is Magic.

1.  Resigned, Syan hurried back to the front door to find the client still waiting. Pasting a smile on her face, she unlocked and opened the screen to invite him in. Silently, she led him through the small waiting room and into the back room where her grandmother always did her readings. There, she pointed to one of the two chairs facing a small table. A swag lamp suspended directly overhead by a brass chain was the only illumination.

2.  Come Friday, Gus left his office at four-thirty. On his way out, he stopped in the men’s restroom and removed his briefs, slipping his pants back on over his bare tush. He’d planned on taking a clean pair of underwear that morning, but in his eagerness he’d forgotten to grab them off the bureau where he’d left them.

3.  “Oh, really?” Syan didn’t try to hide her cynicism. “Did you hear him tear out of here? You know where he’s heading. He’s going back to her. To that woman who left him. To that woman who never appreciated him for the kind of man he is inside. To that woman whom he tried to pleasure as best he could given the equipment he was born with, but she felt he still wasn’t good enough for her.” Her throat tightened up with unshed tears. Shrugging off the woman’s hold, she snatched up the plate and turned to leave. She only got as far at the door.

4. He made her wait until he took a sip of his iced tea, then bent over the table to answer. “I don’t understand exactly what they did, or how it worked. I’m not a doctor. Was it painful? No. Not really. And to answer your question about how long it is when it’s fully erect…” This time he graced her with a big smile. “You’ll have to find that out on your own.”

5.  Biting her lower lip, she padded barefoot into the kitchen on her way to the woman’s bedroom. Flipping on the overhead light, she caught sight of a sheet of lined notebook paper attached to the front of the old baby blue Frigidaire icebox. Seeing the piece of paper clipped there with a magnet only meant one thing. The fridge was where her abuela only put important messages, unlike the coupons and photos she attached to her own fridge at home. Something told her to go over to check it out. Obeying the inner voice, she went over and read the first line.

6.  Gus remained sitting in the exact same position where she’d left him. He eyed the bowl and paper but didn’t comment. Instead, he sat up a straighter and spread his legs. Syan sat on the floor in front of him, laying the objects next to her. “Okay. We’re going to give this a try, but I’m not promising anything.”

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Positive Vibes

New! EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC, a Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy

New!

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
A Humorous Erotic Urban Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e

Gus Balfour has lived with his “shortcomings” all his life. He’s been picked on, made fun of, and obviously had problems in the bedroom. But through the years, he’s learned other ways to please the ladies. Or so he thought. When his girlfriend leaves because he simply doesn’t have enough to give, he decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands…or well, maybe a surgeon’s.

After learning about the complications and exorbitant costs that that go along with the surgical enhancement, he thinks all hope is lost. But a name and number left by his housekeeper could change his life.

Syan isn’t the old, wrinkly witch he was expecting, but she quickly proves there’s no job too big, or too small, when you’ve got the magic touch. 

Excerpt and buy links.

Coming Soon to a Restroom Near You

It'll Work Every Time

It's Called "Measure Your Wiener"

Believe it or not, I found this on a pet store site.

Dick Pic 101

All Cars Should Have This Accessory

Niceballs

Hello, Kitty!

Halloween is Cumming!

Luv This Granny