Friday, January 28, 2011

Just in time for Valentine's Day

From this site:

Valentine's Day is for true romantics. For those that aren't afraid to say "Cute Butt", "I'm Easy", and "Bend Over". Romantic phrases like these are so sweet and gentle like red satin and rose petals. Wait a minute, what happened to the good old conversation Hearts? These Hearts have TROUBLE written all over!! Dozens of hilariously adult-themed phrases will send your Valentine into a Giggle coma. Be careful not to let the kids take these to school.. YIKES!

- Each pack contains 44 grams of candy.

Risque Sayings Include:

- Eat Me
- Cute Butt
- Let’s Scr*w
- Nice T*ts
- Be My Love Slave
- I’m H*rny
- Do Me
- Make Me Hot
- Bend Over
- Let’s Make Love
- Lick Me

*None of these are as graciously censored as they are here, so get ready for the wildest Valentine's ever.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Oh, yeah. All little girls want one - Not.

Seriously, who would buy something like this? I've heard of blow-up dolls, but you have to wonder about this company's target consumer.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Anatomical Problem?

For those of you who don't know, I've been dabbling in creating book covers.  I've been blessed to have my covers I've created for my "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" series accepted by Red Rose Publishing for my books.

Anyway, I was going through some pictures and I found this one over at Shutterstock.  Is it me, or is there something strangely wrong with this woman's anatomy?

Monday, January 17, 2011

In Heat

I don't know where my friend got this, but she had to share it with me.
I'm glad she did.  (Thank you, Jeri!)

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The wait is over! Tickle My Candy Cane is now available!

The wait is over!

Now Available!

Tickle My Candy Cane
"Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 2"
A humorous, erotic paranormal holiday romance
by Carolyn Gregg
from Red Rose Publishing

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

With Christmas two days away, Tamberly Blakeney has given up hope of finding her heart call that year. That is, until Jonathan Mauk walks into the market and into her life. With the magical swirl of a candy cane's stripes, she knows he’s the man meant to be her lifelong love. But first he has to pass the sex hex test, which she is sure won't be a problem.

What she doesn't realize is that there is something in Jonathan's past that deeply disturbs her father. And until Daddy gets all the answers, there could be hell to pay.

(Click here for an excerpt and to order.)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

More Bathroom Fun

As if going to the bathroom isn't traumatic enough for some people, can you imagine tending to your business at one of these?  (Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blow job" in my opinion!)

Found here, scroll down while you're over there to see the nun urinals.

That's right.  Nun urinals.