Nothing Like Bacon and Eggs

My First Thought Wasn't the Pizza, Either

Now Available as an Audiobook! Lovin' Large, a "Choose Your Ending" Romance

Now Available as an Audiobook!

Lovin' Large

A "Choose Your Ending" Romance 
Erotic Sci-Fi/Paranormal/Futuristic Romance
Word Count: 25.6K
$2.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a  

Narrated by
D. Paul Faulkner
Length: 2 hrs, 48 min
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Asa Kelby, Director of Entrapment for WesCept, never knows what his job will entail day in and day out. After the earth passed through a comet’s tail, wiping out 90% of all animal species, life changed drastically for both humans and remaining animals. Gone is the surplus of meat for meals, domestic pets, and farm animals. But companies like WesCept are working hard to reverse that.

Scientists have developed a machine that can reach back in time, seize animals of all shapes and sizes, and transport them forward to current time to repopulate the Earth, bringing those species back from extinction, and also provide food for meat-eaters. The biggest problem is they have no control over what animals the Grabber will trap, or even WHEN in history those animals will come from.

At great risk, Asa’s boss tells him to turn up the power on the Grabber, in hopes of bringing in bigger game, but they weren’t quite expecting it to bring in something quite as large or prehistoric as they are soon facing. When the mistake is realized, it’s too late, and they get more than they bargained for. More than the history of Earth itself ever knew existed.

And it will shake the very core of everyone’s belief as to humanity’s past.   

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Famous Last Words

Now Available as an Audiobook! RUNNER'S MOON: TIRON, Runner's Moon Book 2

Now Available as an Audiobook!

RUNNER'S MOON: Tiron
Book 2
Sci-Fi  Romance
Word Count:  59.4K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a

Narrated by Susan Marlowe
Length: 6 hrs, 54 min
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Nearly six years ago they landed on Earth--thirty-one aliens, fugitives from a lifetime of slavery and cruelty. Now they were dispersed among the populace, unidentifiable because of their shape-shifting abilities.

Tiron had found sanctuary in Crescent City as “Roni.” But her own self-hatred, beaten into her at the hands of the Arra, had her earning her living as a common street prostitute.

Lieutenant Thom DeGrassi worked vice for the police department. He had busted prostitutes in the past, but nothing had prepared him for what he felt when he met Roni.

Worse, there was some sicko out there getting his jollies cutting up hookers. Now DeGrassi was faced with two impossible situations—keeping Roni off the streets while he sorted out his feelings for her, and trying to find the man responsible for the deaths of four other women.

Warning! Contains too much short and not enough sweet, night court, flowered quilts, tight black pleather, the scent of baby powder, a job interview from hell, and a middle-of-the-night risk that would begin with gunshots and end in a blood-splattered grove.

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Tutankhamun’s Penis Was Fully ERECT When He Was mummified so He Would Look Like a God in the Afterlife

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Now Available as an Audiobook! LA PETITE MORT, Erotic Contemporary Menage Romance

Now Available as an Audiobook!

La Petite Mort

Erotic Contemporary Menage Romance

Word Count: 10.1K

$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated by Linda Mooney
Length: 1 hr, 8 min
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Bria had just one wish, one desperate desire, and the only place she would be able to have it come true would be at the annual Midnight Fantasies Masquerade Ball.

It would be interesting to see if the hosts truly granted everyone’s wildest fantasies, as they promised, or if it was just meaningless hype.

After all, how many women attending were wanting to die at the automated "hand" of a sex machine?

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Corn Dicks?

New! VEILS 2, The Veils Trilogy, Book 2, a Time-Travel/Sci-Fi Romance by Linda Mooney

VEILS

Book 2
Sci-Fi/Paranormal/Contemporary Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 35.2K
$2.99 e

Griffin and Natalia are still surviving one veil at a time, living life not knowing when another one might make an appearance, or where it may take them. Mountains, desert, summer or winter—there’s no way to prepare, they just take what’s thrown at them. Through it all their love continues to grow, and it’s more than just because of circumstance. They’ve grown to rely on each other. Depend on one another. But they shouldn’t get too comfortable…

They soon learn that with the storms, they’re not only traveling to different locations, but different times as well. How far into the future or past will they go? When will it end? No one knows. All that matters is they have to survive, no matter what. Together.

Do they find strength in numbers, gain new allies, or are they safer with just the two of them? New enemies, old friends, and new revelations of their situation… They’ve developed a theory, and if it’s correct, they could finally end back up where they started, but that could mean losing each other for good, which they vow never to do.

Warning! Contains crocs or gators, a tanker truck, missing livestock, the smell of rotten eggs, a dumpster, chocolate-topped crullers, a windmill and a buoy, gang activity, and the unexpected chance to cement vows of love.

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The Proof Is In The Picture

Now Available as an Audiobook! Light My Firecracker, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 5

Now Available as an Audiobook!

Light My Firecracker
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 5
Humorous, Erotic, Urban Fantasy, Paranormal  Romance

by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg Word Count 17.6K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated byA'alia Zealous
Length: 1 hr, 52 min
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Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets - half witch and half human.

It was the Fourth of July, and Amberly Blakeney knew her time had come to find her heart's call.  The last thing she expected was to discover that her new love harbored a secret that could jeopardize their future happiness.

To make matters worse, when her father learns Matt's secret, he refuses to let Matt and Amberly have their Happily Ever After.  And he will do whatever it takes, humanly or magically, to keep the young couple apart. 

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Size Does Matter

When Condoms and Hot Wheels Combine

Placement Is Everything

Every Book in the BREACHERS Series is Just 99c Each During the Month of June!

During the month of June, all 3 ebooks are just 99 cents each! (Available at all vendors below and my website.)

BREACHERS: Holt and McKenna
Book 1
Contemporary Fantasy/ Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 28.1K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p

They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

There are creatures from a parallel world called Breachers who, for hundreds of years, have been inadvertently pulled into our world. They are the truth behind the creatures normally considered to be mythic. Once on Earth, they cannot go back, and those who cannot cope become rabid. Murderers. And when they go berserk, they must be put down.

Jerrod Holt always wondered why he was selected to be part of the secret governmental organization. More perplexing is why his skills as a professional bodyguard are needed. 

He discovers his partner assigned to help him bring down a Breacher is the one woman who had caught his eye the moment he saw her at their initial group meeting. Together, he and McKenna travel to Utah to confront a killer beast, not knowing that the terror will be all too real, and too damn close to home.

Warning: Contains smart ass remarks, unbearable cold, a nightmare come to life, toe loss, rabbit farming, a search for the truth, and an unconditional love that defies all boundaries.

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BREACHERS: Hawthorne and Marya

Book 2Contemporary Fantasy/ Paranormal Romance

Word Count: 32.4K

$0.99 e / $9.99 p

They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

Arik Hawthorne prefers to be a loner. He has a dark secret to protect, and as a professional kick boxer, he is able to work off the wild energy that fills his life.

His whole world changes when he is partnered with Corinth Marya, and they are ordered to find and stop the creature that is killing innocent people in New Mexico.

If going after the Breacher isn't bad enough, he finds himself seriously and dangerously attracted to the army lieutenant. There is no way he can let her find out about his real self, but neither can he deny the possibility that she may be his one and only chance at love and happiness.

They never foresee the danger that will threaten their lives, or the passion that will pose an even greater problem.

Dragons, anyone?

Warning! Contains unrelenting heat, calling for sex advice, invisible targets, hamburgers, pistol-packing, vengeful dirt, and hard and hot leathery love.

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BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote
Book 3
Contemporary Fantasy/ Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 49K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p

They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

Someone is slaughtering young women in London, and using the same methods as Jack the Ripper did in the late 1800s. As much as the Metro police try to deny it, all signs point to the fact that the infamous killer could be back - somehow, some way.

Ex-lovers and now partners, Jahar Viento and Fasha Bycote are sent to track down the murderer, whom they believe is actually the work of a Breacher. A Breacher who may have found a way to transcend time. A Breacher known as a garphar. Or, more commonly, a vampire.

Their abilities, their past history together, and their still fiery attraction to each other will be sorely tested as they draw closer and closer to the killer... 

Because it will take a vampire to kill a vampire.

Warning! Contains fried chicken (extra crispy but not spicy), venom, undeniable passion, time traveling, living a nightmare, scrumptious cattle blood, and two people desperately in love, but with secrets that are determined to keep them apart.

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