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Sophisticate your makeup collection with genitalia-inspired products
A new genitalia-inspired cosmetic highlighter really brings out the va va voom in vaginas and demonstrates solid dick decor.
Cosmopolitan recently published an article all about makeup brand Bitch Slap Cosmetics‘ release of genitalia inspired highlighters. According to them “if you’re interested in getting a dick glow to go, or fancy wacking out your vagina embossed highlighter on the tube for your early morning commute? Well Bitch Slap Cosmetics has you covered.”
Similar to my feelings on lipstick and eye shadow, I’m skeptical of whether or not this powder can really enhance your appearance. Beauty is subjective and in the eye of the beholder, blah blah blah. But the great thing about capitalism is the constant creation of strange products, whether the world needs them or not.
So go ahead, slap some shlong shimmer on and show the world how much you shine!
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