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Now Available as an Audiobook! RANDY AS A GOAT, a Sweet But Naughty Humorous Paranormal Romance

 

Now Available as an Audiobook!

Randy as a Goat
Sweet But Naughty Humorous Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 17.5K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated by AJ Carter
Length: 1 hr, 37 min
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Randy Greebley is your typical teenage boy, with typical teenage boy issues, except for one big difference – when he gets horny, he tends to get “horny.” Literally. His feelings for his best friend Cricket have grown recently, and it’s becoming more than obvious, making it harder for him to hide his other side whenever he sees her.   A nerdy, middle-class farm boy, Randy doesn’t really have a lot to offer Cricket, but he can’t let graduation pass without letting her know his true feelings. Can Randy get up the courage to reveal his secret and tell her how he truly feels? Does she feel the same, or will he always be stuck in the friendzone? A senior class trip to the water park could be the hardest test of all for them both. Excerpt and Buy Links

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Dear Mrs. Julie Bailey,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban him from the store.

Our complaints against your husband Mr. Matt Bailey, include, but are not limited to, the list below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. January 5: Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.

2. February 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

3. March 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the toilets.

4. April 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Homewares. Get on it right away".

This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor.

5. May 4: Went to the Customer Service Desk and tried to reserve a pack of biscuits.

6. June 14: Moved a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area, which resulted in a customer slipping and falling over.

7. August 15: Sat in a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.

8. September 3: Darted around the whole store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

9. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "Pick me! Pick me!"

10. November 23: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

11. December 2: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here."

12. December 7: Parked his car in the trolley shelter:

13. The final straw, he positioned manikins in the clothing department in sexually explicit poses.

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