"Rad Repeatin' Tarzan", the Controversial Action Toy

 

"Rad Repeatin' Tarzan" came with a special feature that made his right arm rapidly move up and down. Because of the angle and closed shape of the action figure's hand, it looked like he was just trying to have some private time.

Bet He Went Out With a Bang

 

Keeping It Clean

Ahead of Schedule

I Don't Think It Works

Corn Flakes

Stop. Go to Google. Type in Why were corn flakes invented?

You're welcome.

A Taboo History Fact

Anne Frank's diary had a lot of talk about self-love and menstruation in it, but much of it was edited out.

Her father didn't want the more "adult" themes published initially, but the unedited version is now available as well if you're curious!

Practice What You Preach, Dad

And Soon After, He Was Fired From His Window Dressing Job

So That's Where Confetti Comes From!

A Study in Female Masturbation Orgasms

You HAVE to check out these hilarious "graphs" regarding Masturbation + Time = Orgasm by Glasmond!

Link is here.

It's Mayhem Monday!

If you don't subscribe to Failblog (dot) org, go do it now.  Or else you'll miss such MASTUR-pieces such as the ad for this gum.

Geesh, what won't they think of next?