Getting Naughty With Cyanide and Happiness

 

At Least He's Cute

 

Yes, Viagra Works

Romance Covers That Tell It Like It Really Is

Wise Words From Toys R Us

I Admit, I Would Have Tried to Get a TIcket

Mommy's Bra

My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today. Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?

Me: What!? The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!

Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps *we all go to garage & look in car*

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Forbidden Fruit

I Didn't Know They Had Any

I Wonder If It Was Intentional

Merry Christmas!

That Wasn't What I Originally Thought It Was

Relax

Funny Alternative

When the Headline Gets Cut Off in Mid-wo...

Wonder What Else She'll Find at Grandma's House

Inside Joke

And You Were Thinking...?

Dancing Sandwiches, Bro!