Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all!

Rub My Pumpkin is now on All Romance eBooks!

Great news!  You can get Rub My Pumpkin, Book 1 of "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" now at All Romance eBooks and Omnilit!

http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-rubmypumpkin-483834-140.html

http://www.omnilit.com/product-rubmypumpkin-483834-140.html

New Contract!

Red Rose Publishing just contract Book 2 of my "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" series.

TICKLE MY CANDY CANE will release in time for the Christmas holidays!

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

Now Available! RUB MY PUMPKIN, a humorous erotic paranormal fantasy romance

New!  Now Available!
RUB MY PUMPKIN
"Tales of the Blakeney Sisters", Book 1
A humorous erotic paranormal fantasy
by Carolyn Gregg
Published by Red Rose Publishing
http://redrosepublishing.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=881

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey came to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it was a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, hoping to make a life out here. He never expected to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knew he was falling in love until he discovered that she was a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings didn’t change.

The only problem was, before he could sweep her off her feet, he first had to pass what she called a “sex hex test” to prove they were meant to be together. Rick didn’t mind, but what he didn’t realize was that his best friend wasn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it meant taking drastic measures.

Wow! Two releases?

Wow!  It looks like I'm going to have TWO releases in October with Red Rose Publishing!

Rhythm and Boos is scheduled to release October 14th.  Rub My Pumpkin, book 1 of Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, is definitely a Halloween story, so should be releasing in October as well.

Anyhoo, here's the cover to R&B, and I'm psyched!

Still more "questionable" catalog item.

First, there's the name.  Suble butt?  Really?

Secondly, here's the pitch:  Sometimes you just con’t control a gassy stomach...and what may happen as a result. But relax—the pressure’s off when you’re protected with these antimicrobial pads. Just stick to your underwear (even thongs) and go about your day. If you make a slip, don’t worry—the odor is neutralized by the activated carbon layer, and you’re spared the embarrassment. Great for travel, office or anywhere you’re in close quarters!

Okay, they'll control the SMELL, but what about the SOUND?

More mayhem from the same catalog.

It's not the fact that this product guarantees no-line panties.

It's the packaging.  Look closer.

Tis the season!

If you're anything like me, this is the time of year you're being inundated with a gazillion catalogs in the mail, tempting you to spend the majority of your money on the internet.  Since I live out in the somewhat middle of nowhere, internet shopping is easier than spending the gas, time, and energy going to the mall.

Most of my catalogs are pretty cool.  Nothing racy except for a little underwear or nightgowns - or so I thought. 

Get a load of this item.  It makes you go WTF?  It's called a Kush.  Here's the description:  Firm yet lightweight, the Kush™ Bosom Sleep Support makes side sleeping more comfortable, especially for the woman with C cups or larger. Once you try it, you won’t want to sleep without it!

My mother had overly large bosoms.  She wore a sleep bra.  This thing looks like...well, you get my drift.

Rub My Pumpkin has a cover!

More details to follow once I find anything out.

Statistics

For every 50 men, one is well-endowed in both length and girth.

For every 50 books, there is one written by an erotic romance writer who has a very well-endowed hero.

Coincidence?  I think not.

Now available in print!

Yippee!  The Pearl of Passion is now available in print!
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