How often do you read about the hero and heroine getting all hot and passionate on satin sheets? It makes me wonder if the author has actually slept on them. Yeah, they look great in dim candlelight. All soft and shimmery. But run your hand over them against the nap, and they scratch. And that's not taking into effect that you could slid right off the bed at the most inopportune moment.
To me, the best sheets are pure cotton, preferably Egyptian. They age soft as a baby's butt, they absorb perspiration, and they're cool against hot skin. And the best part is, in case your mother-in-law sees them, they don't make your bedroom look like a bordello.
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