Saturday, September 19, 2020
From Under the Bridge
Thursday, September 17, 2020
Well Played, Walmart
Sunday, September 13, 2020
Friday, September 11, 2020
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Keeping It Clean
Labels:
Keeping It Clean,
masturbation,
suggestive gifs
Monday, September 7, 2020
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Chalk Happy
Labels:
Chalk Happy,
chalk outline,
pipe,
suggestive art
Thursday, September 3, 2020
Now Available as an Audiobook! QUIRTIES, 3 Quick and Dirty Short Stories
Now Available in Audiobook!
QUIRTIES
Three Quick and Dirty Short Stories
Fantasy/Contemporary/SciFi
Word Count: 13.6K
$5.99 p / $6.95 a
Narrated by Matyas Job Gombos and Linda Mooney
Length: 1 hr, 28 min
Hear a Sample
Stories Included are:
PETER AND HIS WOLF
Fantasy Paranormal
Do you remember hearing the musical story of “Peter and the Wolf” by Prokofiev when you were in elementary school? About the boy who lived with his grandfather, and who captured a wolf by the tail? Did you ever wonder if the story was real? Did you ever wonder whatever happened to the wolf? More importantly, did you ever try to guess what happened to Peter after he captured the wolf? This is the true story of what happened. A story that has never been told...until now.
SUCKERS
Contemporary
Felicia is a mouth model with the hots for her favorite photographer. He wants Felicia to pose with a new product. All she can think about is finding a way to get into Aaron’s heart...and his pants.
HIS LAST REQUEST
SciFi Apocalyptic
If you had only one more day to live, what would you do? Corwin knows. And no one and nothing is going to stop him from the telling the woman he has loved silently and from afar how much he cares for her.
Excerpts and Buy Links
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
September is the Month for Post-Apocalyptic Romances!
September is the Month for Post-Apocalyptic Romances! And You Can Get All 3 for Just 99c Each!
Not all who are bitten are turned.
After World War III, better known as the Nuclear War,
survivors were forced to move underground, where they had a better
chance of survival. Those who were caught above ground in the
aftermath inevitably died of exposure. However, the animals and
vegetation were not so lucky. Although most species survived, they
also mutated. And sometimes those mutations reached the remaining
human population.
Shaddoe March lives in one of those subterranean bunkers, called SubForty. Her life is nowhere idyllic. No one’s is. But she’s healthy, and that means she has a future. Until, one day, her nightmare becomes reality, and she’s infected.
Shaddoe March lives in one of those subterranean bunkers, called SubForty. Her life is nowhere idyllic. No one’s is. But she’s healthy, and that means she has a future. Until, one day, her nightmare becomes reality, and she’s infected.
She is thrown out of the bunker, above
ground, unarmed and alone to face the hideous creatures and other
Condemned who’ve been discarded to face their inevitable deaths. As
she prepares herself for the worst, she finds redemption.
Chyler Comstock was also infected, but
he didn’t turn, and he’s not dead. Yet.
Neither are the thirty-two other souls who’ve banded
together for the sake of survival. When he meets Shaddoe, he’s more
than willing to let her join their group, but not until the critical
thirty-seven-hour window is passed. If she remains human after that,
then she’ll be welcomed.
But, for now, it’s a waiting game, and
the world ran out of patience decades ago.
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A DIFFERENT
YESTERDAYSci-Fi, Post-Apocalyptic, Futuristic Romance
Word Count: 67.3K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
The Apocalypse.
It didn't come because of man's
inhumanity to man. It didn't come from bombs, or plague, or even
from aliens descending from outer space. In fact, no one knows what
triggered it. And even if they did, there was no way to turn back
time.
Only one thing was certain. One
evening the sun had grown unexpectedly bigger and hotter, and heat
and radiation unlike anything ever experienced washed over the
Earth, bathing it in searing rays that devoured over three-quarters
of the world's population.
Now the sun is smaller, and it
doesn't radiate as much heat as it used to. The world is colder.
Food is scarce, and people are fighting to stay alive.
Andrew
Michael Tollson, aka "The Silent Wraith", was a man who roamed from
settlement to outpost to city, offering his protection from
scavengers and renegades. Years ago, right before the sun had
exploded, when he had been a boy growing up in a small Texas town,
he had felt his first crush for the little tomboy he knew as Jo.
Now, as a grown man, he has finally made his way back to his boyhood
home to see if Jo is still alive, or if she has been a victim of the
Apocalypse. He has to know if the dreams and memories he has
harbored were mere fantasies, or if the infatuation he'd felt then
has grown into something else, something stronger and more tangible.
JoBeth Wythe was a member of The
Triad, three leaders who protected their little settlement, and
tried to recall the carefree days before the Apocalypse. All they
wanted was the chance at a decent life, with enough food, some
shared warmth, and a little hope for the future. She had never
forgotten the pudgy little kid who had followed her around when she
was growing up, the little boy she called Mikey. Every time she
thought of him, it only brought back pain and a wistfulness for a
past that no longer existed.
For Drew and Jo, it was only a
matter of time before they would be reunited to fight together. To
survive together. And to discover that the innocent kisses they had
shared as children had grown into a love that would overwhelm them
with desire.
Warning! Contains permanent extreme cold, love everlasting, survivalists, separation, a legend in the making, a brutal mass murder, childhood friends to lovers, and the end of the world as we know it.
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THE TRUNKSc-Fi, Apocalyptic/Post-Apocalyptic, Time Travel Romance
Word Count: 44.6K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p
In the not too distant future, the human
population is nearly wiped out by an alien invasion. Six years after the
initial attack, Emlee Dow isn’t too worried about the continuing alien
presence any longer. It’s the few humans left who pose a greater threat.
Food and supplies are hard to come by, making survival an ever
increasing struggle. Luckily, she finds refuge in an undiscovered
basement room, containing enough supplies to last weeks.
Feeling full and relatively safe, Emlee
decides to rest while she can. She wasn’t expecting her world to be
turned upside down when she woke. Or for the already upside down world
to be flipped right side up, pre-destruction. Thrown into the past, she
meets Mykail, and has only days to convince him she’s not crazy before
history repeats itself…or is it the future?
In these difficult and trying times, it’s
hard to know who to trust. Just when you find someone, they’re lost just
as quickly.
Can love be found again in the future? Or
is it a thing of the past?
Warning! Contains several outfit
changes, broom handle self-defense, a spare key fob, expired food,
freckles, the sound of thunder, a never-ending search for sanity in a
world gone insane, and two people forced to wait years before love
triumphs.
Sunday, August 30, 2020
Getting Ready
Labels:
funny photo,
Getting Ready,
oogling,
Star Wars,
Stormtroopers
Friday, August 28, 2020
The Ultimate Moon
Labels:
funny photo,
helicopter,
hilarious,
mooning,
The Ultimate Moon
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Now Available as an Audiobook! RHYTHM AND BOOS, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance

Now Available as an Audiobook!
Rhythm and Boos
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
Rhythm and Boos
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a
Narrated
by
Linda Mooney
Length: 1 hr, 19 min
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Linda Mooney
Length: 1 hr, 19 min
Hear a Sample
Sydney Shookerman, aka "Sinsuelle",
is an exotic dancer. At least, she tries to be. Unfortunately,
Sydney sucks at the job. She has a body to die for, and the face of
an angel, but she lacks the timing and moves which
would put her in the pro league.
Fortunately, she manages to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and is reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awakes the spirit of one poor victim from that era.
The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wants to do is get even with the wise guys who put him away. Although he has no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint is an awful temptation. And one thing is certain—he hasn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which means he has a lot of catching up to do!
Fortunately, she manages to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and is reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awakes the spirit of one poor victim from that era.
The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wants to do is get even with the wise guys who put him away. Although he has no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint is an awful temptation. And one thing is certain—he hasn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which means he has a lot of catching up to do!
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