Must Be Some Mustache

PALEOBOY, The Magazine of Dirty Archeology

 

Chuff Chuff Chuff Chuff Woo! Woo!

 

Heavy

 

You Scared? What.

 

Rubbing Two Sticks Together

 

New! UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO, a Humorous Contemporary Fantasy Romance by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg

 

New!

UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO

A Humorous Contemporary Fantasy Romance

by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg

Word Count: 21.6K

$2.99 e

FREE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED FOR A LIMITED TIME

Wally Finkelstein is your average Joe. Your typical underdog—not super attractive, not super wealthy, but he does have stability and happiness to offer. And to his girlfriend’s surprise, he turns out to be super in other departments.

He’s always been very attentive to the opposite sex, never leaving them unsatisfied. But having not found “the one” yet, Wally hasn’t been ready to give himself fully. April Daily has changed that, and when they finally do the deed, he wants to shout it from the rooftops…and somehow finds himself soaring above them.

Turns out Wally has a history he knew nothing about. Can this ordinary Joe live up to extraordinary expectations? More importantly, can his relationship with April survive the kind of demands this revelation will bring? 

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A Cat Harness?

 

Bad Dog!

 

Cave Paintings?

 

These Audiobooks Are Now Available on ALL Platforms!

These audiobooks are now available on ALL platforms. Besides Audible/Amazon, you can also find them at Barnes & Noble, Google, Apple, Kobo, BingeBooks, and Scribd, as well as many other sites! Or you can buy them direct from me!

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Make It So!

 

The Naughty Side of Bugs

 

The Four Horsemen of Street Names

 

For the Month of August, You Can Get SANDEFLAY in E-format for $1.99!

For the month of August, you can get this e-book for $1.99!
But only on my website!
Just use Discount Code Word: DUCT

SANDEFLAY
Sensuous Contemporary Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney
Word Count:  121.5K
$5.99 e / $15.99 p / $24.95 a

Miranda Sayers's best friend is her wheelchair.  It has been her refuge for most of her twenty-six years.  But the time has come when her grandmother can no longer help take care of her.  Now Randi is faced with having to survive on her own, and unfortunately that future doesn't look promising.

Collin First's job on Earth is to find the Ducts between his world and this one.  As an Extinguisher, he has to eliminate those passageways before any of the dangerous creatures from Sandeflay can pass through and harm any humans.  The last thing he expected when he took the assignment was to find was the beautiful, crippled woman living one floor below his apartment.

Before either of them can contend with the impossibility of their relationship, Randi and Collin are thrown together, seeking each other's love and help.  And when circumstances force Randi to follow Collin to Sandeflay, danger and the greatest miracle of all awaits them both.

Warning:  Contains nearly invisible predators, extreme poverty, generations of love and loss, bucking the system, hot flashes, and an ending you only thought you saw coming!

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New! DARK, Aftermath Series Bk. 1, an Apocalyptic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance by Linda Mooney

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DARK
Aftermath Series Bk. 1
Apocalyptic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance
Word Count: 52K
$3.99 e

     (FREE on Kindle Unlimited for a limited time!)

With threats of solar flares larger than anything ever recorded looming, everyone on Earth is scrambling to prepare. No one knows how severe the consequences will be. With little to no warning, the massive flares hit, wiping out power grids, frying everything electrical or battery-operated, and burning out most living beings, unless you were lucky enough to be deep underground or inside something that could withstand the unimaginable temperatures.

In the end, the Earth has been left in total, absolute darkness.

Having rekindled their romance after their failed marriage, Gideon doesn’t want to be apart from D’hani, but she lives in another town. The last time he talked to her, he vowed to come looking for her if/when the big one hits. Because he works for Brodwyn Light and Power, he must stick around to help restore power when the flares pass.

Barely escaping death, he leaves to find her, to see if she also managed to survive, but life has been forever changed. Survival is now reduced to scavenging for whatever food and water he can find, and that means only the fittest or smartest will stay alive.

But some survivors have been reduced to savages.

Has humanity completely turned on itself? It seems there are still a few good ones left, though they are very few and far between. If Gideon can find D’hani, they’re going to search for a place where they can spend the rest of their days, however long that may be.

Although it may be the end of the world, their last wish is for them to be together.

Warning! Contains a natural spring, strawberry shit, a piece of porcelain and a rock, treachery, everlasting night, a dead sun, illegal stills, and two people being given a second chance at life and love.

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