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Jingle Balls

 

When You Run Out of Carrots

 

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Now Available as an Audiobook! V NEGATIVE, a Paranormal/Contemporary Fantasy/Romantic Suspense by Linda Mooney

 

Now Available as an Audiobook!

V NEGATIVE
Paranormal/Contemporary Fantasy/Romantic Suspense
Word Count:  56.7K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a

Narrated by Erin Dameron-Hill
Length: 5 hrs, 15 min
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In today’s society, vampires are mostly accepted, though there are still those who don’t think vamps deserve to be trusted. Truth is they’re far superior to humans in every way, and a huge asset to the military and law enforcement. That’s where Saoirse Bronner comes in as one of the newest vamp officers on the force. When humans and vamps both start turning up dead, what better way to solve the case than to have humans and vamps working together?

Saoirse is teamed up with Detective Jake Valenti, who has his reservations at first about working with a vamp, but he quickly learns what an asset she is and how much he can learn from her. But personal feelings for the vamp were not expected at all. They adopt an honesty is the best policy approach for their partnership, and Jake soon learns she’s not all that different—other than the occasional need for blood to survive. And she really is far superior to humans, both physically and for his heart.

The police are trying to prove the lies the media is spreading about vamps isn’t true, but with the cases all pointing to vamps as the instigators isn’t helping their image. Tensions are high between vamps and humans, and a relationship between Jake and Saoirse will raise issues, but their time together could be ended before it even has time to start.

Dead vamps, dead humans, missing blood thinners, and a shady underground group. What does it all mean? Together, can they crack the case as well as protect their growing feelings for each other?

Warning! Contains mugs of warm blood, a handcuff key, hay and horse shit, mutual trust, and two people discovering the depths of their attraction to each other, even though they're two different species.

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Great News! My Books Are Now Available on Smashwords!

 

Great news! If you like to get your ebooks on Smashwords, my books are now available on that platform!

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When You're Kinky But Poor

 

Naughtiness with CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS

Who Knew This About the Grinch?

 

I'll Be in Goliad Today Signing Copies of My Books! Come By and Say, "Hi!"

 

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During the Month of December, You Can Get the E-book of BREATH OF CHRISTMAS for Just 99c!

During the Month of December,
You Can Get the E-book of BREATH OF CHRISTMAS for Just 99c! 
But only on my website!

Just use Discount Code

Word: BREATH

BREATH OF CHRISTMAS
Sweet Contemporary Holiday Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 11.2K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

After being gone for months, there's nothing like being home for Christmas. Although Brindle has no family there to welcome her back, and the little town has grown since she left, it's still home to her and exactly where she wants to be in these final days. 

With a little help from a generous stranger full of the Christmas spirit, the holiday is sure to be perfect for Brindle. Full of love and memories, both old and new.

She just prays she's able to enjoy it before she runs out of time and breath.

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Bet He Was a Hit With the Women

 

The longest nose in history - if reports are to be believed - belong to a man called Thomas Wedders.

Wedders - also known as Thomas Wadhouse - was circus performer from Yorkshire who lived in the 18th century.

His party trick - and the reason for his fame continuing to this day - was that his nose was allegedly absolutely huge.

Apparently, Wadders' nose was 19 centimetres - that's 7.5 inches - long.

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New! THE RENTAL, Book 1, a Sci-Fi Romance by Linda Mooney

 

New!

THE RENTAL

Book 1

Sci-Fi Romance

Word Count: 31.4K

$2.99 e / $9.99 p

In need of extra income, Dane Caravelle applies for a new program that allows other people to “rent” her and lets them essentially live her life. This groundbreaking scientific technology is meant to allow those who may be disadvantaged or disabled to experience a normal life. Although it requires rigorous testing to become a rental, Dane is ecstatic when she’s approved.

She’s nervous in the beginning and is assured she won’t even know when her renter is observing her unless she checks the app, but that hasn’t been her experience. Nudges here and there. Feeling as if someone is watching her. And was that a man she saw reflected in her eyes when she looked in the mirror? The program promised only females would be paired with females. Who is he? Or rather, what is he?

The nudges turn into phone calls, then voicemails, and she quickly learns that we’re definitely not alone in this universe. There are others other there, other species from other worlds, and they’re just looking to survive…or so she’s told. Despite warnings from her friends, she agrees to help the stranger. But is this “alien” real, or is she being led on? Either way, she discovers she’s grown to care for him.

And that’s just the beginning of her problems.

Warning! Contains two-second voicemails, strange science, stranded aliens, a phone app, grocery shopping, once for yes - twice for no, and an improbable love that began galaxies apart.

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UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO is Now Available on ALL Platforms

UNDERCOVER SUPERHERO is Now Available on ALL Platforms including Google, Apple, Kobo, B&N, Scribd, and more!

 

Undercover Superhero
Humorous Contemporary Fantasy Romance 
Word Count: 21.6K
$2.99 e / $6.99 p

Wally Finkelstein is your average Joe. Your typical underdog—not super attractive, not super wealthy, but he does have stability and happiness to offer. And to his girlfriend’s surprise, he turns out to be super in other departments.

He’s always been very attentive to the opposite sex, never leaving them unsatisfied. But having not found “the one” yet, Wally hasn’t been ready to give himself fully. April Daily has changed that, and when they finally do the deed, he wants to shout it from the rooftops…and somehow finds himself soaring above them.

Turns out Wally has a history he knew nothing about. Can this ordinary Joe live up to extraordinary expectations? More importantly, can his relationship with April survive the kind of demands this revelation will bring?

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Your Calendar for Next Year

 

He's Got a Point(er)

 

It's a Fashion Statement!

 

A Helpful Cleaning Tip

 

Good Dog!

 

Now Hiring

 

I Guess I Need Help

 

Alignment is Crucial

 

Treegasm

 

Great Shadow Art

 

Happy Halloween

 

I'm at Inez Market Days Today! Come By and Say, "Hi!"

 

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Didn't See That Coming

 

Can You Figure Out Which is Which?

 

New! FOREVER, TIVA - a Horror Romance by Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith

FOREVER, TIVA
Horror Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith
Word Count:  14.2K
$1.99 e

In a post-apocalyptic world, Tiva is running for her life when she stumbles across three survivors who save her from a horde of those things, whatever they are now. The creatures aren’t people anymore. They’re…infected. Struggling to find food, she soon realizes luck was on her side when Russ and his crew welcome her into the safety of their warehouse.

It seems not many survivors remain in what’s left of the world, so they figure they’d do better to stick together. Besides, Russ hasn’t known the love of a woman in a long time, and he and Tiva immediately feel the connection.

As the days pass, the crew takes turns keeping watch for the undead. Russ and Tiva vow to be there for each other should they get bitten. If the inevitable should happen, it wouldn’t be much of an afterlife, wandering aimlessly and killing innocent people.

Will Russ and Tiva get their happily ever after? Or are they destined to be undead like the rest of the world?

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If You Need a Halloween Decorating Idea

 

These Audiobooks Are Now Available On ALL Platforms

These audiobooks are now available on ALL platforms. Besides Audible/Amazon, you can also find them at Barnes & Noble, Google, Apple, Kobo, Chirp, Scribd, BingeBooks, and SPOTIFY, as well as many other sites! Or you can buy them direct from me!

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Know the Nursery Rhyme?

Last year's Halloween eyeball cookies didn't turn out quite right, but they were extremely popular, anyway.

 

I Guessed It Wrong, Too

 

Thanks, Sweetie!

 

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Now Available as an Audiobook! RUNT, a Sci-Fi Romance by Linda Mooney

 

Now Available as an Audiobook!

RUNT
Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 49.9K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a

Narrated by Jessica Mathison
Length: 5 hrs, 18 min
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Waking up disoriented, she doesn’t know where she is, or who these men are who are talking over her…about her…about her being their creation. Apparently they ran out of parts, but she turned out okay, if not a little on the small side. Being dubbed Runt, she soon learns these men are not friendly, and she’s about to be sold to the highest bidder. From what she overhears, she fears the new owners will be crueler than her creators.

Runt doesn’t speak much, not wanting to give anything away, but she soaks in everything around her, memorizing everything she witnesses. Planning her next move for freedom. She’s alive, a special creation, and she will live the life she was created to have. She just has to bide her time until the opportunity presents itself.

When her escape attempt goes awry, she’s rescued by Axel and his crew of salvagers, but it’s hard for her to trust anyone. He tries to earn her trust and claims he cares for her, but how? She’s mechanical, a cybie. But Axel proves that she’s human enough where it counts—her brain and her heart. He makes her feel emotions foreign to her, like happiness. Of all the things she’s learned, learning to love is the most important.

Still, something plagues her. Who was she before she was Runt? Memories and flashbacks tell of another life, and she needs to find out what happened to her.

Warning! Contains grand theft spaceship x2, hidden talents, deep dredge bombs, trickery, illegal and immoral experimentation, Sold!, abandonment, and a woman wondering if she’ll ever be happy, and a man more than willing to prove she can be.

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New! GLADIATRIX, a Dark Sci-Fi Romance by Linda Mooney

 

New!

GLADIATRIX

Dark Sci-Fi Romance

By Linda Mooney

Word Count: 53.2K

$3.99 e

Captain Rylee Crockett, a member of the Galactic Force, is well-respected among her peers, and damn good at her job. Despite the hurdles of being a female captain, she has a loyal crew who see her as strict but fair, and with the newest additions, her crew makes her the best ship in the fleet.

She’s especially curious about the newest expert on board. Dr. Beck Graham, a xenobiologist who specializes in alien species, specifically the Purej, who the Galactic Forces have been fighting for some time now. When Rylee’s ship is ordered to provide backup for a warship in the middle of a battle with their alien enemy, a mistranslated communique is intercepted, and Beck helps her decipher its true meaning. She fears they’re being set up for an ambush, along with everyone else ordered to assist.

What was thought to be proposed peace talks with the Purej is not at all the situation they find themselves involved in. Rylee’s ship is overtaken, and she awakens alone on an unrecognizable planet, and is soon taken to an arena where it is kill or be killed. Every confrontation becomes a fight to the death, gladiator style—against alien creatures, or other Galactic Force members—purely for their enemies’ entertainment.

If Rylee lives through this, she vows to get her revenge for the devastating number of crewmen she’s lost. And for the man who had given her a glimmer of hope when it came to being loved.

Warning! Contains ancient weaponry, oxygen masks, hostage taking, bad translations, revenge, a top-of-the-line spaceship, a demotion, and two people refusing to give up hope, until they're forced to take each other's lives.

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