Sunday, August 30, 2020
Getting Ready
Labels:
funny photo,
Getting Ready,
oogling,
Star Wars,
Stormtroopers
Friday, August 28, 2020
The Ultimate Moon
Labels:
funny photo,
helicopter,
hilarious,
mooning,
The Ultimate Moon
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Now Available as an Audiobook! RHYTHM AND BOOS, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
Now Available as an Audiobook!
Rhythm and Boos
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
Rhythm and Boos
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a
Narrated
by
Linda Mooney
Length: 1 hr, 19 min
Hear a Sample
Linda Mooney
Length: 1 hr, 19 min
Hear a Sample
Sydney Shookerman, aka "Sinsuelle",
is an exotic dancer. At least, she tries to be. Unfortunately,
Sydney sucks at the job. She has a body to die for, and the face of
an angel, but she lacks the timing and moves which
would put her in the pro league.
Fortunately, she manages to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and is reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awakes the spirit of one poor victim from that era.
The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wants to do is get even with the wise guys who put him away. Although he has no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint is an awful temptation. And one thing is certain—he hasn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which means he has a lot of catching up to do!
Fortunately, she manages to keep her job at Napoleon’s nightclub. And despite the rumors that Napoleon’s used to be a speakeasy back in the 1920s, and is reputed to be haunted, she never knew how haunted it was until she accidentally awakes the spirit of one poor victim from that era.
The first thing Frankie Nuwurth wants to do is get even with the wise guys who put him away. Although he has no idea how he was resurrected, the cute half-naked dame working in the joint is an awful temptation. And one thing is certain—he hasn’t been laid in almost a hundred years, which means he has a lot of catching up to do!
Monday, August 24, 2020
Special Order Urn
Saturday, August 22, 2020
Those Aren't Leashes
Labels:
bondage,
funny meme,
suggestive,
Those Aren't Leashes
Thursday, August 20, 2020
Wild Earth
Labels:
barbaradanielsart,
funny cartoon,
Wild Earth
Tuesday, August 18, 2020
Brothel Sprout
Sunday, August 16, 2020
When Size Matters
Labels:
breasts,
trial,
true story,
When Size Matters
Friday, August 14, 2020
Ahead of Schedule
Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Monday, August 10, 2020
Saturday, August 8, 2020
Great Placement
Labels:
accidental suggestive,
blow job,
food truck,
Great Placement
Thursday, August 6, 2020
Wrought Iron Artwork
Labels:
boobs,
penis,
sexy product,
Wrought Iron Artwork
Tuesday, August 4, 2020
Sunday, August 2, 2020
August is Superhero Month! During the Month of August, These Three Ebooks Are Just 99c Each!
August is Superhero Month!
During the month of August, these three ebooks are just 99c each!
JONES & JONES
Sci-Fi/Urban Fantasy/Romantic Suspense
Word Count: 37.2K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $14.95 a
Bounty hunters by day. Superheroes by night.
Warning!
Contains
sabotage,
weird chemical names, smiley boxes, floating root beer,
corporation hanky-panky, isolated safe houses, chocolate-covered
strawberries, and things that go BOOM! in the night.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
YOUR HEART, MY HOME
Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 53.9K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
They were deadly enemies, until a greater threat made them unwilling allies...and lovers.
Sherandar is the most cunning adversary Quazar has ever faced. He never knows when or where his worst nightmare will strike, but when she does, it's with the single-minded purpose to taunt him. Ridicule him. And to make his life a living hell. Regular cuffs and jail cells can't hold her, yet somehow, someway, Quazar has to bring her reign to a screeching halt.
But when a new enemy makes himself known, and tries to kill both Quazar and Sherandar, the two combatants realize the only way to defeat this deadly threat is to call a temporary truce and join forces.
It isn't until she lies broken, bloodied, and dying in his arms that Quazar realizes she has become more to him than his temporary ally. He has fallen in love with her.
Excerpts and Buy Links
During the month of August, these three ebooks are just 99c each!
JONES & JONES
Sci-Fi/Urban Fantasy/Romantic Suspense
Word Count: 37.2K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $14.95 a
Bounty hunters by day. Superheroes by night.
Slone and Embrie have known each other since birth, and
after crash landing on Earth, they know they are the last of
their kind. Intergalactic refugees, and extremely young, they
are discovered and taken in by an older couple who teach them
how to survive and fit in.
With powers no human possesses, the
two decide they should share their strengths with the world, and
Falcon and Hawk are born. Saving lives is their calling and the
right thing to do, but unfortunately it doesn’t pay the bills,
so bounty hunting by day it is. Unfortunately, living a double
life takes a toll on a person, superhuman or not, both
physically and emotionally.
And with exhaustion comes mistakes.
So when Embrie is injured, leaving her
weak and vulnerable, Slone must make the decision to
expose who they are to save her life or lose his love forever.
Until
a job from the past resurfaces, threatening to make that
decision for him, as well as destroy
everything they've sacrificed and worked for.
Warning! Contains a dozen red roses, a desire for Italian food,
emergency surgery, a hostage crisis, a debt paid, a Level Four
contagion, burning a candle at both ends, sonic booms, and two
childhood friends who survive to become eternal lovers
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
SECRET IDENTITY
Book 1 of the Identity Trilogy
Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 54K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p
Book 1 of the Identity Trilogy
Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 54K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p
Brenda
McKay has no man in her life, and she really doesn’t have time
for one. That’s not a problem, since Brenda’s new job
responsibilities keep her too busy for any sort of social life.
But the day she is saved by a strange man who calls himself The
Defender is the day her heart will never be the same.
Lorne
Palmer has loved Brenda since they were in grade school. Shy,
introverted, and the middle brother of two over-achievers, he
has never really approached her for anything other than to help
her with her homework. And to be there for her when her other
boyfriends deserted her.
It wasn’t
until he finally acquired his super powers and became The
Defender that Lorne finally decided enough was enough. If he
couldn’t work up the courage to claim her as himself, perhaps
The Defender could.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
YOUR HEART, MY HOME
Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 53.9K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
They were deadly enemies, until a greater threat made them unwilling allies...and lovers.
Sherandar is the most cunning adversary Quazar has ever faced. He never knows when or where his worst nightmare will strike, but when she does, it's with the single-minded purpose to taunt him. Ridicule him. And to make his life a living hell. Regular cuffs and jail cells can't hold her, yet somehow, someway, Quazar has to bring her reign to a screeching halt.
But when a new enemy makes himself known, and tries to kill both Quazar and Sherandar, the two combatants realize the only way to defeat this deadly threat is to call a temporary truce and join forces.
It isn't until she lies broken, bloodied, and dying in his arms that Quazar realizes she has become more to him than his temporary ally. He has fallen in love with her.
Warning!
Contains deadly necklaces, delectable desserts, a skintight costume, an
antique stove, dining table sex, and a bored megalomaniac who has no
qualms about killing because he just wants to watch the world burn.
Excerpts and Buy Links
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