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Now Available as an Audio Book! RUB MY PUMPKIN, Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1

Now Available as an Audio Book!

RUB MY PUMPKIN
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 1
Humorous Erotic Paranormal Urban Fantasy Romance
By Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count:  15.5K
$0.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated by Susan Kennedy
Length: 1 hr, 37 min
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Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.

The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.    

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Now Available as an Audiobook! THE TUB, an Erotic Paranormal Horror Short Story

Now Available as an Audiobook!

THE TUB
Erotic Paranormal Horror Short Story

By Linda Mooney writing as Gail Smith
Word Count:  7.2K
$0.99 e / $3.95 a

Narrated by Linda Mooney
Length: 50 min.

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Amanda Storey was sent by her company to a tiny rural town to convince the community that having a chain mega-supermarket built there would be a boon to their economy and job market.

She never showed up for the town hall meeting, even though the company insists she was scheduled to be there.  The inn where she had reservations claimed she never checked in, and police have not found any trace of her body or her car.

This is what really happened.

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New! THE CASE OF THE TORMENTED TROLL, Noir Fairy Tales, Book 1

The 1940s. Life in Grimm City can be just as fabulous as it is dangerous. But it's not a place that can be found on any map. Welcome to a world of gun-toting, hard-drinking, cigarette-smoking fairies, elves, dwarfs, shifters, and witches, as well as human beings.

Welcome to Noir Fairy Tales.

THE CASE OF THE

TORMENTED TROLL
Noir Fairy Tales, Book 1
(Based on "Beauty and the Beast")
Paranormal, Fantasy Romance
by Linda mooney Word Count: 40.1K
$0.00 KU / $3.99 e / $9.99 p
Available for a Limited Time on Kindle Unlimited

Beldon Chase and Aura Dagger, of Chase and Dagger Detective Agency, are hired by Estin Ragg, a troll whose brother, Durif, was discovered dead under the 82^nd Street Bridge. The coroner calls it a suicide, but Estin swears it was murder. The cops seem to be sitting on their hands because he’s a troll, and everyone knows how much trolls are castigated and despised in the realm.

Aura and Beldon are partners. He’s an ex-cop who was framed for something he didn’t do and kicked off the force. Soon after hanging out the shingle of his detective agency, he found Aura homeless in the streets after the death of her father. Something about the young woman touched him deep inside, and he took her in and trained her how to be a gumshoe.

They’re in love with each other, but it’s Beldon who’s put the skids on their relationship from becoming anything more than professional. Mostly because he's a Static, a man-beast unable to convert completely into a man or an animal.

As Bel and Aura are digging through clues as to whether or not someone killed Durif Ragg, their relationship comes to a head. Aura wants a commitment from Beldon. He would do anything to give it to her, but his own insecurities are holding him back.

Things eventually reach a breaking point when they discover who is actually behind Ragg’s death, and why. Which culminates in Aura giving Beldon a choice—either they make this a permanent partnership in all ways, or she takes a hike, leaving him and the detective agency. 

Warning! Contains an ambush, foot chases, hoofprints, missing evidence, corruption, a slinky gold dress, and a perfect alignment that finally grants the wishes of the heart.

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CUT GLASS: JEWELS, Book 1 - Diamond and Book 2 - Ruby, Are My 99 Cent Specials for January

During the month of January, get both ebooks for 99 cents! (Available at all vendors below and this website.)

CUT GLASS: JEWELS
Book 1 - Diamond
Dark, Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 81.8K
$0.99 e / $15.99 p

Forget everything you think you know about mass murderers and crimes of passion, because now you’re going to learn the truth. People don’t decide one day to go out and kill as many people as they can, or wake up one morning, grab the nearest shotgun or axe, and proceed to hack apart their loved ones. They do it because they’re infected with a jewel, a creature of intense beauty and danger. Once the jewel takes over a host’s body, that person dies, leaving the jewel in total control to thrive on fear and horror.

Cutler Glass is a lapidary, one of an unknown group of people who’ve dedicated their lives to destroying jewels. But in order to keep the jewels from slaughtering innocent victims, she has to kill the host and then eat the jewel that emerges from the body.

Except this time the jewel she's assigned to go after, a diamond, has infected a very wealthy and influential man who has hired police protection. When Detective David Fellowes clashes with Cutler, it’s going to take more than a simple explanation before he believes her outlandish tale.

Until then, they both have to deal with their growing attraction to each other, and the fiery emotions it ignites.

Warning: Contains creatures of unbelievable horror, a woman facing a future of bitter solitude, a man willing to sacrifice everything to be with her, and their burning love that one person is determined will never be allowed to continue or flourish.
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CUT GLASS: JEWELS 
Book 2 - Ruby
Dark, Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 62.2K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p

Cutler and David are reunited, and this time they will fight anyone who tries to separate them again. But when someone steals shards of defeated jewels, word is that an underground faction is trying to re-grow the deadly entities from those pieces. Cutler and David are assigned to help recover those shards before that can be accomplished. Because if they fail, the number of jewels will increase to where the delicate balance between lapies and demons will be compromised.

After which the wholesale slaughter of mankind will be imminent.

Warning: Contains strenuous hiking, shower sex, a traitor, Strychnine poisoning, a secret apartment, bell jars, emotional torture, ambush in a hospital, a job offer he can't refuse, and the ultimate fight to keep a love alive.

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