Saturday, November 30, 2019
Foot Placement
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Happy Thanksgiving!
Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Why Would Anyone...
Sunday, November 24, 2019
A Dragon Dildo?
Labels:
art exhibit,
dildo,
dragons,
funny comment,
funny comparison
Friday, November 22, 2019
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Spelling: It Counts
Labels:
accidental suggestive,
funny sign,
misspelling,
penis
Monday, November 18, 2019
New! MISTELLE, The D'Jacques Dynasty, Book 2
New!
MISTELLE
The D'Jacques Dynasty, Book 2
Futuristic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance
Word Count: 54.5K
$3.99 e
Futuristic/Post-Apocalyptic Romance
Word Count: 54.5K
$3.99 e
Stories of the Battle Lord and Lady of Alta Novis’s exploits have
reached far and wide. Some sound almost unbelievable. That’s why
Brass Cullum, along with his sons Dyer and Rayburn, have made the
long trek to the D’Jacques compound to seek the help of the
notorious battle lord in training an army of his own, to enable them
to protect themselves from the increasing tribal attacks on his own
compound.
However, not everyone is quick to trust the newcomers, and with good
reason. They don’t know the Cullums have another plan, and it all
hinges on luring the battle lord and lady away from the compound.
With the D’Jacques gone and disposed of, they’re certain the
compound will collapse on itself, making Cullum’s job easier.
Agreeing to accompany the Cullums back to their compound, the
D’Jacques assemble their own small army and head out, along with
their only daughter, Mistelle, and their oldest son, Mattox, leaving
their youngest son to run Alta Novis in their absence. Cullum’s
youngest son, Rayburn, has captured Mistelle’s attention, and he has
plans to work his magic to win her over. Mattox and her best friend,
Nevo, only hope she opens her eyes to see his true colors before
it’s too late.
Kidnapping. Pain. Humiliation. Degradation. Mistelle won’t be
beaten. She’s a D’Jacques, and she will live up to her name. But
defeating the darkness in herself could prove to be more difficult.
Warning! Contains brown powder, wormy snakes,
midnight talks, a lethal mutation, retaliation, a stone obelisk, and a life-long
friendship that becomes the love of a lifetime.
Saturday, November 16, 2019
Now Available as an Audiobook! HIP POCKET ROMANCES, Vol. 1
Now Available as an Audiobook!
HIP POCKET ROMANCES
Volume 1
HIP POCKET ROMANCES
Volume 1
Sensuous and Sweet Contemporary, Paranormal,
and SciFi Stories
and SciFi Stories
Narrated by Linda Mooney
Run Time: 1 hr, 25 min
What are hip pocket romances? They're quick 30-45 minute listens to keep you engaged and titillated. They're lunch time listens. Waiting for your kid to be dismissed from school listens. Sitting at the doctor's office listens. Perfect for anytime when you need a brief and satisfying escape from reality!
Hip Pocket Romances: Volume One features three stories - "Ice", "The Chance", and "Sweet Revenge" for your listening enjoyment.
"Ice" - Aimee is determined to bring the zing back into her and Blane's marriage, and a hot, muggy night is the perfect time for a glass of lemonade.
"The Chance" - Beryl has never forgiven herself for the stupid argument they had the night before Tomas's death. She would give anything to be able to tell him, one last time, how much she loved him. How much she'll always love him. An accident might give her that chance.
"Sweet Revenge" - It started out as an innocent practical joke between Lyric and her alien mate, Ta'Loov. But when things escalate, and Ta'Loov raises the stakes, Lyric is forced to bring out the "big guns".
Thursday, November 14, 2019
He Needed Help
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
That Was Some Orgasm!
Labels:
funny photo,
orgasm,
spray,
water fountain
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Friday, November 8, 2019
Enter the Holiday Romance Gift Haul Giveaway!
HOLIDAY ROMANCE GIFT HAUL
Grand Prize with Gifts from 40 Authors!
Christmas is coming early for one lucky winner - 7 gift cards, 17 paperbacks (most autographed), a light diffuser and essential oil collection, a T-shirt, 2 literary-themed mugs, Godiva chocolate, 3 gorgeous pieces of jewelry, book-themed ornaments, a book tote, and swag galore from some of your favorite authors. Enter Nov. 7th - 27th for your chance to win the haul!
Then pull in your own book haul with page-turning reads from our book fair. Ebooks in all romance genres, 2.99 or less, or FREE. While you’re shopping, play our scavenger hunt game with a bonus gift box of holiday goodies up for grabs!
(This giveaway is sponsored by the authors listed below)
Amanda Uhl • Amy Knupp • Angelica Kate • Angelica R. Jackson • Aubrey Wynne •
Brooke Warren • C.D. Gorri • Calinda B • Callie Bardot • Crystal Dawn • DB McNicol •
Debbie White • E.B. Black • Eichin Chang-Lim • Eliza Watson • Elizabeth Rose •
Ellen Mint • Em Petrova • G.K. Brady • Holly Cortelyou • Jacqueline Diamond •
Jennifer Wilck • Joanne Dannon • Josie Riviera • Judith Sterling • Karina Kantas •
Kat Drennan • Kat Samuels • Kerry Blaisdell • Leeann Betts • Linda Mooney •
Lori Herter • Lucy Lakestone • Melissa McClone • Michelle Dalton • Michelle Jo Quinn •
Mona Sedrak • Nikki Lynn Barrett • Penelope Wylde • Renee Ann Miller • S.L. Sterling •
Sabrina Kade • Soraya Naomi • Stephanie Queen • Stormy Legend • Susan Jean Ricci •
Tammy Andresen • Tana Stone • Theresa Paolo • Tracy Ellen • Zoe Dawson •
Aileen Harkwood
Wednesday, November 6, 2019
Happy Vasectomy!
Monday, November 4, 2019
The Dildo Airplane
Saturday, November 2, 2019
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