Saturday, June 29, 2019
Thursday, June 27, 2019
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Tits or Die
Sunday, June 23, 2019
Friday, June 21, 2019
Why?
Labels:
funny photo,
motorcycle,
naked,
piano,
why
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Monday, June 17, 2019
Oh, My, Smurfette!
Labels:
accidental suggestive,
ice cream,
smurfs,
vagina
Saturday, June 15, 2019
Tent Opening
Thursday, June 13, 2019
Now Available as an Audio Book! E-REPTILE DYSFUNCTION , a Humorous
E-reptile Dysfunction
Humorous Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 12.8K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a
Narrated by D. Paul Faulkner
Length: 1 hr, 10 min
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Kreg Regius has been having a little trouble lately. The kind of trouble every male fears, no matter what species. Despite the dangers of people finding out how different he is, Kreg is desperate for relief and finds himself seeking professional help.
With nothing
to do but wait, his brother prescribes a night out. When that proves to be
fruitless, he makes his escape, and his night takes an interesting turn.
The shapely brunette he shares a cab with could be just what the doctor
ordered.
Immediately, things for Kreg start looking up. In more ways than one.
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Immediately, things for Kreg start looking up. In more ways than one.
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Tuesday, June 11, 2019
New! THE TRUNK, a Sci-Fi, Apoc/Post-Apocalyptic, Time Travel Romance
New!
THE TRUNK
Sc-Fi, Apocalyptic/Post-Apocalyptic, Time Travel Romance
Word Count: 44.6K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p
Sc-Fi, Apocalyptic/Post-Apocalyptic, Time Travel Romance
Word Count: 44.6K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p
In the not too distant future, the human
population is nearly wiped out by an alien invasion. Six years after the
initial attack, Emlee Dow isn’t too worried about the continuing alien
presence any longer. It’s the few humans left who pose a greater threat.
Food and supplies are hard to come by, making survival an ever
increasing struggle. Luckily, she finds refuge in an undiscovered
basement room, containing enough supplies to last weeks.
Feeling full and relatively safe, Emlee
decides to rest while she can. She wasn’t expecting her world to be
turned upside down when she woke. Or for the already upside down world
to be flipped right side up, pre-destruction. Thrown into the past, she
meets Mykail, and has only days to convince him she’s not crazy before
history repeats itself…or is it the future?
In these difficult and trying times, it’s
hard to know who to trust. Just when you find someone, they’re lost just
as quickly.
Can love be found again in the future? Or
is it a thing of the past?
Warning! Contains several outfit
changes, broom handle self-defense, a spare key fob, expired food,
freckles, the sound of thunder, a never-ending search for sanity in a
world gone insane, and two people forced to wait years before love
triumphs.
Labels:
aliens,
apocalyptic,
Linda Mooney,
new release,
post-apocalyptic,
sci-fi romance,
THE TRUNK,
time travel
Sunday, June 9, 2019
Friday, June 7, 2019
Brass Balls?
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Girls vs Guys
Monday, June 3, 2019
You'll Never Be Able to Unsee This
Saturday, June 1, 2019
ORRORA is My 99c Special for June!
ORRORA
Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 40.8K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $14.95 a
#vampires
Deep in the heart of New York City, a killer is stalking a select group of individuals. A killer whose M.O. matches a series of murders that have been going on for more than eighty years.
Orrora Dalca is brought in by the U.S. Government to identify and find this murderer...but there's a problem. Orrora is hiding a dark secret. And although she's met with the task of finding this killer, she must also hide that person's identity from ever becoming known.
Joel Powers produces independent horror films, and he gets many of his ideas by tailing the police when he gets wind of an unusual homicide. When he encounters Orrora at one of the crime scenes, there is something about her that draws him inexorably to her. These cases intrigue him, as does the girl. But the more he uncovers, the more he isn't sure he wants to put the pieces of this puzzle together.
Determined to see her again, he does everything he can to learn all about her, not realizing there will be a price to pay for his curiosity.
Warning! Contains raw meat, a gold button, discombobulation, ancient history, untruths, a rare medical condition, and the possibility that a decades-old longing for love may finally be over.
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