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The Milky Way supposedly got its name because it was formed when the Greek goddess Hera sprayed her breast milk into the sky.

New! ICE, Hip Pocket Romances #1 - A Sexy Contemporary Short Story by Linda Mooney

What are Hip Pocket Romances?

They're quick 30-45 minute reads to keep you engaged and titillated. Lunch time reads. Waiting for your kid to be dismissed from school reads. Sitting at the doctor's office reads. Any time you need a brief and satisfying escape from reality!

New!

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Hip Pocket Romance #1
Contemporary
Word Count: 2.3K
$0.99 e 

Aimee is determined to bring the zing back into her and Blane's marriage, and a hot, muggy night is the perfect time for a glass of lemonade.

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Now Available as an Audio Book! CHICKEN FRIED BEEFCAKE, a Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg

Now Available as an Audio Book!

Chicken Fried Beefcake
Erotic Humorous Contemporary Romance
by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 20.1K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a

Narrated by Linda Mooney

Length: 2 hrs, 17 min.

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Beth is wanting out of her engagement to Wyatt when she meets his younger brother, Billy.  But where Wyatt is suave and worldly, Billy is a hick country boy who doesn't mind getting his hands dirty.  Yet there is something about Billy's gentle ways that touches her heart.

Unfortunately, Beth is a born klutz.  Bad luck follows her wherever she goes, and Beth is positive bad luck will continue to plague her if she allows herself to fall in love with Billy.

That was before she fell into a stock tank, and right into Billy's arms! 

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I Admit, I Would Have Tried to Get a TIcket

I Don't Know Whether to be Amused or Horrified

A Taboo History Fact

Anne Frank's diary had a lot of talk about self-love and menstruation in it, but much of it was edited out.

Her father didn't want the more "adult" themes published initially, but the unedited version is now available as well if you're curious!

Damn Straight!

Now Available in Print! RANDY AS A GOAT, a Humorous, Sweet But Naughty, Paranormal Romance by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg

Randy as a Goat
Sweet But Naughty Humorous Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 17.5K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Randy Greebley is your typical teenage boy, with typical teenage boy issues, except for one big difference – when he gets horny, he tends to get “horny.” Literally. His feelings for his best friend Cricket have grown recently, and it’s becoming more than obvious, making it harder for him to hide his other side whenever he sees her.  

A nerdy, middle-class farm boy, Randy doesn’t really have a lot to offer Cricket, but he can’t let graduation pass without letting her know his true feelings. Can Randy get up the courage to reveal his secret and tell her how he truly feels? Does she feel the same, or will he always be stuck in the friendzone?

A senior class trip to the water park could be the hardest test of all for them both. 

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New!

RANDY AS A GOAT
Humorous, Sweet But Naughty Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 17.5K
$1.99 e

Randy Greebley is your typical teenage boy, with the typical teenage boy issues, except for one big difference – when he gets horny, he tends to get “horny.” Literally. His feelings for his best friend Cricket have grown recently, and it’s becoming more than obvious, making it harder for him to hide his other side whenever he sees her.  

A nerdy, middle-class farm boy, Randy doesn’t really have a lot to offer Cricket, but he can’t let graduation pass without letting her know his true feelings. Can Randy get up the courage to reveal his secret and tell her how he truly feels? Does she feel the same, or will he always be stuck in the friendzone?

A senior class trip to the water park could be the hardest test of all for them both. 

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3 Things

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Mommy's Bra

My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today. Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?

Me: What!? The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!

Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps *we all go to garage & look in car*

THE FINAL PLEASURE is My 99c Special For the Month of August!

From August 1st - 31st, you can get the ebook for just 99 cents! (Available at this price only on Amazon and my website. Note: Click BUY EBOOK to get the Nook or PDF version.)

THE FINAL PLEASURE
Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 54K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p

He fully expected to die, until he met a woman who gave him every reason to live.

Those condemned to death are sent to Doora IV, one of four prison moons in the Doora system. Webb Grace realizes that he has less than a month to roam the moon's tunnels before he's taken above and ejected into the airlessness of space. However, before he's released, he is allowed to spend his last night in pure carnal exploration with a Lady Lay.

Myka Tolbert is a Lady Lay. She is one of the few women on the maximum security prison moon who treats the condemned to their Final Pleasure, a last sexual fling, before they’re executed. In return, her sentence is shortened by one week. She hopes she lives long enough to earn her freedom.

 

A chance meeting between her and Webb gives the con more than a reason to live, but also the belief that he can escape Doora IV and his execution. But first he has to figure out how, and then he has to find a way to bring along the woman who has managed to touch his heart.

They never foresaw all hell breaking loose before he could act.

Warning!  Contains expired food, exploding moons, land squatters, dirty dealings, fraudulent contracts, transparent walls, revenge, cold showers, a death board, pink jumpsuits, and life measured in ten minute intervals.

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