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The Day After Christmas

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Well Hung Ornaments

When You Change the Ingredients in a Recipe

What Color is the Sauce?

They Took Him Literally

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New! THE 13th GIFT OF CHRISTMAS by Linda Mooney, a Sweet Fantasy Romance (R-Rated Version Offered Separately)

THE 13th GIFT OF CHRISTMAS

Sweet Fantasy Romance

by Linda Mooney
Word Count: 32.2K
$2.99 e

The greatest joy is giving joy to others.

Being the daughter of THE big man in red, Nicolette knows the power of faith and magic. The power of believing. But according to her father, when that faith is lost, there’s no hope left. She doesn’t believe that, though.

When Nika encounters a soul so dark and depressed it breaks her heart, she’s determined to fill him with Christmas cheer once again. What she didn’t expect was to fall for the human along the way.

Terry Janssen’s life has been a lonely struggle. Raising his sick sister alone and working two jobs to pay the bills, the holiday season just isn’t looking too bright for him. But a chance meeting with a beautiful soul has helped left his spirits. There’s just something about her...

Is Nika part of the Christmas magic, or a Christmas miracle?

Warning!  Contains peppermint hot chocolate, Mollie Dollies, a rich reward, eighty-six thousand four hundred, a unique ringtone, and a priceless donation that unites two families with endless joy.

NOTE: This is a sweet romance, but you can get the love/consummation scene for free only on my website. This scene is NOT included in the print edition.

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During the Month of December, Get Any of My Christmas-Themed Books for Only 99c!

Titles include Breath of Christmas,

Sand Castle, Silent Night Final Night,
Tickle My Candy Cane, and

Winter's Fyre.
(Excludes "The 13th Gift of Christmas")

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And It Was a Looooong Walk

Hope Someone Had Stock In It

My Daddy is a Hero, by Poo (Age 8)

10 Times?

110-year-old condoms made from fish bladders.
It is estimated that you could use each one up to 10 times.

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Now Available In Its Original Format! BEAUTY'S ALIEN BEAST, an Erotic Sci-Fi Romance Novel by Linda Mooney

Now Available in its ORIGINAL FORMAT!

BEAUTY'S ALIEN BEAST
(formerly released as Captive Surrender)
Erotic Sci-fi Romance
Word Count:  53K
$3.99 e

(Note: This book was previously released by Carina Press/Harlequin as Captive Surrender. It has been restored to its original content, including more than 7K additional words, and re-edited.)

As an intergalactic cop gifted with psionic abilities, Maurra instinctively went to the Ellinod's defense when she saw the immense and bestial-looking alien being attacked by a group of vicious Kronners. Little did she know what the Kronners had planned for her and the Ellinod until she woke up naked in a cell inside their ship.  And it wasn't long before she found out a translation device had been implanted against her spine, debilitating her and making her helpless with pain whenever she tried to use her psi powers.

Neither she nor the Ellinod had any idea how twisted their captors were, but they soon discovered that she and the beast were at the mercy of someone who expected them to "entertain" his "customers", and entertain them well regardless of the consequences.

Warning:  Contains moral degradation, public sex, self sacrifice, unexpected tenderness, sadistic little aliens, banishment, exorbitant Pay Per View charges, and sweet revenge served cold.

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What Was the Sculptor Thinking?

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I'M NOT EHRYNN ROSE is My 99c Special for November!

From November 1st - 30th, you can get the ebook for just 99 cents! (Available at this price only on Amazon and my website. Note: Click BUY EBOOK to get the Nook or PDF version.)

I'M NOT EHRYNN ROSE
Paranormal, Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 38.2K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $14.95 a

The body was not hers, and there was the possibility her life could be in jeopardy.

Not feeling well, Nadia Logermeyer, a twenty-eight-year-old dental assistant living in New York City, lies down to rest, only to wake up in the hospital...in Houston, Texas. In someone else's body. With someone else's name. And with someone else's husband.

She has no idea how or why she's now Ehrynn Rose, or why Ehrynn tried to take her own life. All she knows is that as soon as she's able, she needs to return to NYC to find out what happened to her own body. 

But that's not the worst of it. She's falling in love with Nash Rose, Ehrynn's husband. Unfortunately, the couple are in the midst of a sticky divorce, and her claims of a body switch are only making things more complicated.

She's not Ehrynn Rose, but it's quickly getting to the point where she'd give anything to be her. It isn't until she discovers the real reason why she tried to commit suicide that she realizes the danger isn't over yet.

Warning! Contains a prenuptial agreement, a monkey-shaped birthmark, visits to pawn shops, high-end fashions, long-distance revenge, a pink Bentley, and an incredible circumstance that threatens a new-found love.

You Gotta Love Banksy

I Don't Think the Church Meant For It To Be Taken That Way

Bondage Shoes?

It's Grim Below

And That's Not All...

Spelling Is Crucial

Just Do a Good Job of It

Elmor's Foreskin Tablets

Mother Nature Has a Sense of Humor

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New! GISELLE , a Contemporary Fantasy Romance by Linda Mooney

New!

GISELLE

Contemporary Fantasy Romance

by Linda Mooney

Word Count: 18.5K

$2.99 e / $9.99 p

Sick of the same day in, day out, soul-sucking job, Giles Noft decides it's time for a change. Starting a new career as a voice actor with Voce Audio, he realizes it’s also the perfect opportunity to narrate his own published book after hours.

Renting studio space in the evenings, Giles plans to have his book finished in a couple weeks. What he didn’t expect was to find a companion while in the recording studio, or for that companion to completely turn his world and his future upside down.

A chance and seemingly impossible encounter with Giselle Renard changes his entire life. Armed with new information, Giles starts planning for a tomorrow no one knows is coming. Their fast friendship leads to more, but “The End” is closing in. And although neither want their time in the studio to be over, they know there is no way they can avoid the cold, hard reality of what has been, and what is to be.

Warning! Contains an old footlocker, a friend in trouble, a remote location, and a loving promise that's kept fifty-four years later.

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Why Fonts Matter

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