Saturday, December 30, 2017
The Original Fidgit Spinner
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fidgit spinner,
funny gif,
suggestive gifs
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Yeah, I Have a Dirty Mind
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Well Played
Sunday, December 24, 2017
Merry Christmas!
Friday, December 22, 2017
It Certainly Gets Your Attention
Thursday, December 21, 2017
New! BREATH OF CHRISTMAS, a Sweet Contemporary Fantasy
New!
BREATH OF CHRISTMAS
Sweet Contemporary Fantasy
Sweet Contemporary Fantasy
by Linda Mooney
Word Count: 11.2K
$1.99 e
Word Count: 11.2K
$1.99 e
After being gone
for months, there's nothing like being home for Christmas. Although
Brindle has no family there to welcome her back, and the little town has
grown since she left, it's still home to her and exactly where she wants
to be in these final days.
She just prays she's able to enjoy it before
she runs out of time and breath.
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
It Would Make a Great Set of Pajamas
Monday, December 18, 2017
Saturday, December 16, 2017
Eat a Bag of Dicks
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dicksbymail dot com,
Eat a Bag of Dicks,
penis,
real product
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Come Take Part in My 12 Giveaway Days of Christmas!
Come be a part of my
12 Giveaway Days of Christmas!
Beginning tomorrow, and running through Christmas Eve, I will be posting a question on my Linda Mooney blog. All you have to do is answer it, and you could win the prize offered that day!
Prizes include gift certificates, ebooks, print books,
and audio books!
Enter every day!
International readers are welcome!
Note! Only comments on my blog will be considered for each prize. Comments on my Facebook page or other locations
will not count.
Note! Only comments on my blog will be considered for each prize. Comments on my Facebook page or other locations
will not count.
Sunday, December 10, 2017
Now Available in Print - STONE, a Contemporary Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Now Available in Print!
STONE
Contemporary Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
Word Count: 50K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p
Garenth had been awakened to
retrieve an ancient artifact that was crucial to his well-being.
He had few memories of what his life had been like when he had
been a man. What memories that were left were filled with blood
and excruciating pain.
That part of him was over now. The
talisman had been taken from its sacred burial place, and it had
to be returned as quickly as possible. It was up to him to follow
through with his mission so he could return to another thousand
years of sleep.
Brielle Van de Camp knew an
extraordinary find when she saw it. The small clay figure was the
key to a potentially earth‑shattering revelation about a
previously unknown time in man's ancestry. She would bet her life
on it.
Unfortunately, others had gotten
wind of the talisman, and they were equally determined to claim
its promise for themselves. If Brielle wasn't willing to part with
the figurine, they had no compunction about prying it from her
dead fingers.
They never counted on having to
face the guardian of the statuette, who turned out to be more than
a creature of mythology.
Warning! Contains a magic talking
rock, a mother idol, boo-lets, a cell phone app, deadly intruders,
a ruthless businessman, a key card, and a warrior trying to cope
with an ages-old curse with the help of a woman who must be a
blessing from the gods.
Excerpt and buy links.
Friday, December 8, 2017
You've Heard of Fanny Packs?
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Now Available as an Audio Book! EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC, a Humorous Fantasy Romance by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Now Available as an Audio Book!
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
Humorous Contemporary Fantasy, Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 13K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p / $6.95 a
Narrated by Guy Veryzer
Length: 1 hr, 33 min.
Hear a Sample
Gus Balfour
has lived with his “shortcomings” all his life. He’s been picked on,
made fun of, and obviously had problems in the bedroom. But through the
years, he’s learned other ways to please the ladies. Or so he thought.
When his girlfriend leaves because he simply doesn’t have enough to
give, he decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands…or well,
maybe a surgeon’s.
After learning about the complications
and exorbitant costs that go along with the surgical enhancement,
he thinks all hope is lost. But a name and number left by his
housekeeper could change his life.
Syan isn’t the old, wrinkly witch he was
expecting, but she quickly proves there’s no job too big, or too small,
when you’ve got the magic touch.
Monday, December 4, 2017
Saturday, December 2, 2017
RHEA 41070 is My 99 Cent Special for December
RHEA 41070
Sensuous Sci-Fi Romance
by Linda Mooney
Word Count: 64.3K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
From December 1st through the 31st, you can get the ebook for only 99 cents! Available at this price only on Amazon and this website. (Note: Click BUY EBOOK to get the Nook or PDF version.)
Which is why he is stunned to discover his latest assignment is to bring a Replacement to one of the wealthiest men in the Chatta Dul system. If he hadn't so desperately needed the money, he wouldn't have accepted the job.
It doesn't take long for
Bock to realize that Rhea 41070 isn't just
one-of-a-kind, she's also unlike any woman he has ever
met. And the closer they get to the point of
delivery, the more he knows he can't walk away and leave her behind
to be dissected. Somehow, he has to find a way
to save her, despite the odds and hundreds of
well-armed men awaiting their return.
Warning! Contains idol worship, twisted old men, blackmail, apathy for human life, black market medicine, a shootout, a taste of the good life, and more gold than you can shake a stick at.
Sensuous Sci-Fi Romance
by Linda Mooney
Word Count: 64.3K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
From December 1st through the 31st, you can get the ebook for only 99 cents! Available at this price only on Amazon and this website. (Note: Click BUY EBOOK to get the Nook or PDF version.)
Bock Gammon is a freedom
runner. A man with a space ship for hire. He has
heard of Replacements and knows they exist, but
he has never personally come across one. In fact, he
finds the whole idea repugnant--growing a living
being specifically for the purpose of harvesting his
body parts. So do the governments in many of the
galaxies who have declared Replacements illegal.
Which is why he is stunned to discover his latest assignment is to bring a Replacement to one of the wealthiest men in the Chatta Dul system. If he hadn't so desperately needed the money, he wouldn't have accepted the job.
Warning! Contains idol worship, twisted old men, blackmail, apathy for human life, black market medicine, a shootout, a taste of the good life, and more gold than you can shake a stick at.
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99 Cent Special,
RHEA 41070,
sci-fi romance,
sensuous romance
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