Thursday, June 29, 2017
When the Headline Gets Cut Off in Mid-wo...
Labels:
cock,
funny caption,
funny comment,
insinuation
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Always Look on the Bright Side
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Friday, June 23, 2017
Naughty Bread Rolls
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Good For You, Wanksy!
Labels:
funny solution,
penis drawing,
pothole,
Wanksy
Monday, June 19, 2017
The Ultimate One-Piece! The Man Chest-kini
Labels:
bathing suit,
innuendo,
the Man Chest-kini
Saturday, June 17, 2017
New! ORRORA, Paranormal/UF Romance (with Vampires)
ORRORA
Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 40.8K
$2.99 e
Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance
Word Count: 40.8K
$2.99 e
Deep
in the heart of New York City, a killer is stalking a select group of
individuals. A killer whose M.O. matches a series of murders that have been
going on for more than eighty years.
Orrora Dalca is brought in by the U.S. Government to identify and find this murderer...but there's a problem. Orrora is hiding a dark secret. And although she's met with the task of finding this killer, she must also hide that person's identity from ever becoming known.
Joel Powers produces independent horror films, and he gets many of his ideas by tailing the police when he gets wind of an unusual homicide. When he encounters Orrora at one of the crime scenes, there is something about her that draws him inexorably to her. These cases intrigue him, as does the girl. But the more he uncovers, the more he isn't sure he wants to put the pieces of this puzzle together.
Determined to see her again, he does everything he can to learn all about her, not realizing there will be a price to pay for his curiosity.
Warning! Contains raw meat, a gold button, discombobulation, ancient history, untruths, a rare medical condition, and the possibility that a decades-old longing for love may finally be over.
Orrora Dalca is brought in by the U.S. Government to identify and find this murderer...but there's a problem. Orrora is hiding a dark secret. And although she's met with the task of finding this killer, she must also hide that person's identity from ever becoming known.
Joel Powers produces independent horror films, and he gets many of his ideas by tailing the police when he gets wind of an unusual homicide. When he encounters Orrora at one of the crime scenes, there is something about her that draws him inexorably to her. These cases intrigue him, as does the girl. But the more he uncovers, the more he isn't sure he wants to put the pieces of this puzzle together.
Determined to see her again, he does everything he can to learn all about her, not realizing there will be a price to pay for his curiosity.
Warning! Contains raw meat, a gold button, discombobulation, ancient history, untruths, a rare medical condition, and the possibility that a decades-old longing for love may finally be over.
Labels:
new release,
Orrora,
paranormal romance,
urban fantasy,
vampires
Thursday, June 15, 2017
They're a Powerful Weapon
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
99 Cent Special! SANDEFLAY, Sensuous Urban Fantasy Romance
From now until June 30th, you can get the ebook of Sandeflay for only 99 cents!
This offer is only available at Amazon or my website.
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This offer is only available at Amazon or my website.
* * *
Miranda
Sayers's best friend is her wheelchair. It has been her
refuge for most of her twenty-six years. But the time has come when her grandmother can no longer
help take care of her. Now Randi is faced with having to survive on her
own, and unfortunately that future doesn't look promising.
Collin First's job on Earth is to
find the Ducts between his world and this one. As an Extinguisher, he has
to eliminate those passageways before any of the dangerous creatures from Sandeflay can pass through and harm any humans. The last thing he
expected when he took the assignment was to find was the beautiful, crippled woman living one floor below his
apartment.
Before either of them can contend with the
impossibility of their relationship, Randi and
Collin are thrown together, seeking each other's love and help. And when
circumstances force Randi to follow Collin to Sandeflay, danger and the greatest
miracle of all awaits them both.
Warning: Contains nearly invisible
predators, extreme poverty, generations of love and loss, bucking
the system, hot flashes, and an ending you only thought you
saw coming!
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Truth In Advertising
Friday, June 9, 2017
Too Old To Be a Jedi
Labels:
erectile dysfunction,
funny caption,
light saber,
Star Wars
Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Now Available as an Audio Book! MY STRENGTH, MY POWER, MY LOVE, an Erotic Sci-Fi Romance
MY STRENGTH, MY
POWER,
MY LOVE
Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 73.9K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
Narrated by Mister Plug
Length: 7 hrs, 58 min
Listen to a sample.
Warning! Contains human
weaponry, alien attacks, unapproved use of pudding,
overly-aggressive males, excessive sex as a health benefit, badly
fitting uniforms, trial by antagonistic rulers, and a love that
defies the laws of man and nature.
Excerpt and buy links.
Sci-Fi Romance
Word Count: 73.9K
$3.99 e / $9.99 p / $19.95 a
Narrated by Mister Plug
Length: 7 hrs, 58 min
Listen to a sample.
Once in every one
million births, a child is born on Bellac with the Synergistic
gene. These children are taken from their parents and raised,
trained, and prepared for the day when they will find their
Synergistic other half. For when that happens, an entity is
created from the combination of both male and female who holds
unbelievable powers. An entity who is trained to protect and
defend its home world.
Grey Dansis is a Synergian. She has reached the time when she must meet the
others like herself and hopefully find the male who will become
her life-long partner from a crowd of strong, prime adult males
who are ready to join the war as soon as they are united with
their female halves.
Unfortunately
Grey has secretly harbored a longing for Rowe Maine. But the man
is five years her senior and considered long past acceptance. He
is an Unmatched Synergian who has lost his chance to become one
of the rare new entities. By law he is no longer able to seek
his mate. Now the man is a trainer and teacher at their special
school.
It won’t be long,
however, before their world is again attacked by marauders. The
creatures bent on domination are a species the Synergians have
never encountered before. And this time the creatures’ goal
isn’t just to conquer Bellac, but to totally wipe the planet's
population and its army of Synergians out of existence.
Grey has no idea
that Rowe, the man she has long been in love with, is her fated
other half. Or that the power coming from their union
would be the only force strong enough to save Bellac from
complete annihilation.
Because the law
won't even let them touch.
Excerpt and buy links.
Monday, June 5, 2017
Any Idea What Its Purpose Is?
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Comma Sutra
Thursday, June 1, 2017
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