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Sophisticate your makeup collection with genitalia-inspired products

A new genitalia-inspired cosmetic highlighter really brings out the va va voom in vaginas and demonstrates solid dick decor.

Cosmopolitan recently published an article all about makeup brand Bitch Slap Cosmetics‘ release of genitalia inspired highlighters. According to them “if you’re interested in getting a dick glow to go, or fancy wacking out your vagina embossed highlighter on the tube for your early morning commute? Well Bitch Slap Cosmetics has you covered.”

Similar to my feelings on lipstick and eye shadow, I’m skeptical of whether or not this powder can really enhance your appearance. Beauty is subjective and in the eye of the beholder, blah blah blah. But the great thing about capitalism is the constant creation of strange products, whether the world needs them or not.

So go ahead, slap some shlong shimmer on and show the world how much you shine!

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Now Available in Print! TIT FOR TAT, a Humorous Erotic Fantasy Romance

Now Available in Print!

Tit for Tat
Humorous Erotic Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 15.9K
$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Tate Truer's television reality series as a survivalist in wild and uninhabited locales is about to have its plug pulled unless Tate can find a way to re-energize it.  He gets his wish in more ways than he imagines when he manages to dredge up an ornate bottle from the ocean floor. A bottle that contains a tiny woman, a genie, who is eager to grant his every desire ... as long as he grants hers first.

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