Gotta Love Pancakes

Definitely a breakfast worth waking up to!

Discreetly Shipped, My Ass!

The Man Sack

When your average fanny pack won't hack it.

It's a FitBit for His Nether Region

It was only a matter of time before wearable technology moved from people's heads and wrists and ventured downstairs. British adult retailer Bondara is leading the charge, showing off a prototype activity tracker and sex toy that goes on the gentleman's region. The SexFit is a ring that sits at the base of the penis, trapping blood for better, uh, erections, but also packs an accelerometer and Bluetooth module. That way, your in-and-out statistics will be shared with a companion app on a smartphone that'll tell you your thrust per minute and even the calories you've burned. Oh, and you can even share those figures with your shocked friends on social media.

Very Funny, Mr. Iceberg

The Figure on the Beach

She's made completely of sand, with seaweed hair.

How the Japanese Dress Up Their Peaches

Invitation

Even Nerds Get Lucky

How I met your motherboard - Ted CMOSby

Keep Your Man's Balls Empty

Looking At My Cup

Am I seeing things, or is this player happy to be on the team?

As the Song Says, "You Were Always On My Mind"

Also Helps for Washing a Large Dog!

Sexy Money

Who knew the 2 Euro coin could be so sexy?

Gummy Dicks!