I Agree. What Kind of Date is This?

Naughty Elf on the Shelf

Guess You're Happy to See Me!

Welcome to The 12 Giveaway Days of Christmas!

Welcome to The 12 Giveaway Days of Christmas!

Every day, for the next 12 days, I will give away an ebook AND a $5 gift card! To enter, all you need to do is:

* post the name of the book you'd like to win, and in what format (Epub for Nook, Mobi for Kindle, or PDF)

You can peruse my website for your choice.

* let me know whether you prefer your gift card from Amazon or B&N.

* include your email address so I can notify you and send you your gifts if you win!

Yes! International readers are warmly welcome!
Got a question? Just ask here.

Good luck and Merry Christmas!

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Definitely My Ornament

New! BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote, Book 3 - A Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance by Linda Mooney

New!

BREACHERS: Viento and Bycote
Book 3
A Sensuously Erotic Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance
by Linda Mooney
Music And Press
ISBN 978-1-941321-34-8
Word Count: 49K
$2.99

They are the cause of many legends, myths, and fairy tales. And they still live among us.

Someone is slaughtering young women in London, and using the same methods as Jack the Ripper did in the late 1800s. As much as the Metro police try to deny it, all signs point to the fact that infamous killer could be back - somehow, some way.

Ex-lovers and now partners, Jahar Viento and Fasha Bycote are sent to track down the murderer, whom they believe is actually the work of a Breacher. A Breacher who may have found a way to transcend time. A Breacher known as a garphar. Or, more commonly, a vampire.

Their abilities, their past history together, and their still fiery attraction to each other will be sorely tested as they draw closer and closer to the killer...

Because it will take a vampire to kill a vampire.

Warning! Contains fried chicken (extra crispy but not spicy), venom, undeniable passion, time traveling, living a nightmare, scrumptious cattle blood, and two people desperately in love, but with secrets that are determined to keep them apart.

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You Know This Couple Has Been Together For a While

Note the significance of their jersey numbers.

Re-released! TICKLE MY CANDY CANE, an Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Christmas Romance

Re-released!

Tickle My Candy Cane
Tales of the Blakeney Sisters
Book 2
An erotic paranormal/urban fantasy Christmas romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
ISBN 978-1-941321-30-0
$1.99


Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets - half witch and half human.

With Christmas only two days away, Tamberly Blakeney has given up hope of finding her heart's call this year. That is, until Jonathan Mauk walks into the market and into her life. With the magical swirl of a candy cane's stripes, she knows he is the man meant to be her lifelong love. But first he has to pass the sex hex test, which she is sure won't be a problem.

What she doesn't realize is that there is something in Jonathan's past that deeply disturbs her father. And until Daddy gets all the answers, there could be hell to pay.

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BOND

Please Don't Smoke In My Office

 

LOL!

Have a Sexy Thanksgiving!

Bet This One is a Doozy

Let's Hope the Manager Didn't Make This Sign

Only in Japan

Nope. I Don't See Any Resemblance, Either.

Be Sure to Read the Entire Sign

Universal Vibrator

Buyer Beware

Every Line is Hilarious

Adopt a What?

The Man of the House

Re-released! THE PAST'S PROMISE, M/M Erotic Time Travel Romance

Re-released!

THE PAST'S PROMISE
M/M Erotic, Time Travel Romance
by Linda Mooney
Writing as Carolyn Gregg
Word Count: 27.1K
$1.99

She found the ultimate love of her life in another time...and as a man.

Jessie Wharton is a teacher in the twenty-first century. Or at least she was.

Taking her history class to visit the ruins of a historic fort in west Texas, the scorching heat turned her world upside down.

Suddenly, nothing was the way it was supposed to be. She was no longer Jessie Wharton. She was Jesse Webster. She wasn't a teacher. She was a private in the US Army stationed at Fort Callaghan, a completely functional outpost. And it was 1867.

Worse, she wasn't a she any longer. She was a man. A man who was finding himself falling in love with a fellow soldier named Martin Parrish.

Together, they discovered love in the scorching Texas heat, in a time when the merest breath of homosexuality was enough to have the accused whipped to death...if the native Indians didn't scalp them first.

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I Totally Agree

That's Not What It Looks Like to Me

Time to Start Your Holiday Baking!

Happy Halloween!

Halloween Costumes for Couples

Looking for something that you and your honey can do together for Halloween? Try these!

And They Shall Be Called "Boo-bies"

Bacon and Egg

You'll Never View Scooby Doo the Same Way Again

Move It, Ernie!

Uhh, I Hate to Tell You This, But...

Ain't It the Truth

It's a Possibility

It's That-a-Way

That Feeling...

Re-released! RUB MY PUMPKIN, a Humorous Erotic Paranormal Romance

Re-released!

RUB MY PUMPKIN
(Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book One)
A Humorous Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance (Halloween)
by Linda Mooney writing as Carolyn Gregg

Music And Press

ISBN: 978-1-941321-24-9

Word Count:  15.5K

$1.99

Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.

Rick Carr and his friend Booey come to Toppers Cove seeking employment at the seafood plant. For Rick, it is a chance to try and re-establish roots on the eastern coast, plus he hopes he can make a life out here.

He never expects to meet someone like Kimberly Blakeney. One glance, and he knows he's fallen in love, until he discovers she's a witch. A real witch. But despite that revelation, his feelings don’t change.

The only problem is, before he can sweep her off her feet, he first has to pass what she calls a "sex hex test" to prove they are meant to be together. Rick doesn’t mind, but what he doesn’t realize is that his best friend isn’t about let him fall under her spell...even if it means taking drastic measures.     

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Ahh, Pets

George, About Those Flip Flops

The Number is Everything

For a Real Man

Re-released! HELL AND DAMNATION, a Humorous, Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance

Re-released!

HELL AND DAMNATION
Humorous, Erotic Paranormal/Urban Fantasy Romance
by Linda Mooney 
(writing as Carolyn Gregg)
Word count: 19K
$1.99

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives. 

Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?

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The Accommodator

Somebody Needs a Good Dictionary

Wisdom From a Beer Bottle Cap