Always Check That Aisle!

Don't Forget the Condiments

We Know Who's Getting Lucky!

Merry Christmas to You and Yours!

And may you receive the gift you've been wanting!

The Christmas Kama Sutra

This Article Could Have Used a Better Caption

When in Denmark...

As Time Goes By

This Gives a Whole New Definition to the Term "Explosion"

Umm, Excuse Me, Sir, About Your Illustration...

I don't know about you, but that tape measure looks like something else.

A Good Definition

Such Pretty Abstract Art...Until You Look Closer

It's Probably True

Sounds Like as Good an Excuse as Any!

Such an Animal

Definitely a Happy Ornament

Not Intended For Gardening

Don't Eat Apples

Should There Be An Apostrophe?

Book Review

In Case You're Looking For a Particular Type of Romance...

Pencil Case

Mine. All Mine.

Mammo-Grahams

A Bit of Historical Fact

You Tell 'Em, George!

Why Does This Toy Even Exist?

Tip of the Day

It's Not a Typo

The Tea Bag

Not All the Great Pirates Are Men

Going For the Gold! Not!

Mmm...Hulk!

The Distraction Was Too Much To Ignore

The Grope

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That's One Way to Use a Soap Dispenser

Die Hard

You'll never think of that movie in the same way again.

I'd Go With a Different Font

Even Batman Can't Hide 'Em

Laura Was a Genius

Ahh, Science!

"I do not think it means what you think it means."

Sometimes the Wiener Just Won't Fit

Depends Upon Your Definition

Ouch

Poor Choice of Words, Don't You Think?

It Could Be Worse - They Could Be Grabbing Somewhere Else

Only On South Park

Hey, It Rhymes!

Nice Try