Aye, Aye, Captain!

(PS. My hubby labeled this sign "naughty-cal". Should I hit him or kiss him?)

A Study in Female Masturbation Orgasms

You HAVE to check out these hilarious "graphs" regarding Masturbation + Time = Orgasm by Glasmond!

Link is here.

Volvo's Got Nards!

It's a 50% Off Sale at Red Rose Publishing!

You can get from here to there via this link!

New Contract!

Woohoo! Red Rose Publishing has just contracted my humorous erotic fantasy, The Virgin's Sacrifice.

Blurb:

Centuries ago, the town of Vistoller was nearly destroyed by dragons, until the townspeople realized that the attacks ceased once a young maiden was swept away by the creatures. Since then, every year, on the cusp of the autumn moon, a virgin is prepared for the dragon's arrival, to ensure another bountiful season without retaliation.

 

Except this year, the creature has no idea what it's being offered when it's presented with Ilisi. Neither does Ilisi know what to expect when the creature takes her away.

 

They’re both in for the surprise of their lives.
(I'll have an excerpt up on my website soon!)

Amen!

I was looking for a desert shot, and...

I was looking for inspirational photos for a story I'm currently working on, and came across this shot. Does it look like what I think it does, or do I just have a dirty mind?

How to Keep a Man From Staring At Your Breasts

Lord of the "Ring"?

Gives a whole new meaning to Lord of the Ring, doesn't it?

I've Updated My Website!

I updated my website CarolynGregg.com and added links to all my books. So instead of having just the one link back to my publisher, as I originally had, there are now links also to Amazon, All Romance eBooks, Kobo, Barnes and Noble for Nook, and BookStrand!

Go check it out!

New Contract!

Sorry to have been in absentia for so long. Real life has taken hold, and made it very difficult to get back to my other love, writing. But I was able to finish 2 short stories, one of which has just been contracted by Purple Sword Publications!

Stay tuned for details of its release!
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What's an incubus to do when he's kicked out of Hell?

Danelius is an incubus. His job is to engage in sex with mortal women as they sleep, drawing them into his snare and condemning their souls. He’s damn good at what he does, and it doesn’t matter that he’s quite proud of the fact that his record is practically spotless. After all, isn’t pride one of the better deadly sins?

But when his last job goes awry, and he subsequently pisses off the Devil, Danelius finds himself in serious straits. For one, he’s kicked out of Hell and ordered to find a pure soul to replace the sinner he lost. For another, he has no place to go and no place to stay.

Stripped of his powers, naked, and freezing his delectable buns off, Danelius suddenly discovers that being mortal hurts. It’s even worse when he’s rescued by Gemma, and soon thereafter realizes he’s falling in love with her.

It's when he discovers the true purpose of his exile that Danelius realizes he no longer wants anything to do with Hell or the Old Man. He wants to remain a mortal with Gemma for whatever time they have left of their lives.Wonder how well Satan will take the news when he finds out?