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Who Wants a Free Audiobook?

Do you love listening to audiobooks? To celebrate my newest release, I'm giving away free codes!

All you have to do is email me and tell me which audiobook you'd like. I have codes for both the US and UK. Just let me know which version you need. (Please don't comment below requesting one. Email me.)

And, although it's not necessary, I would love it if you'd leave a review once you listen to it.

If you've never listened to an audiobook before, now's the chance to try one! I have some that are as short as an hour, and others that are several hours long. Just check out my website for what's available!

Note! This offer is ONLY GOOD THROUGH MAY 24th!

New! THE CHANCE, Hip Pocket Romance #2, a Sweet Paranormal Romance by Linda Mooney

New!

THE CHANCE
Hip Pocket Romance #2
Sweet Paranormal
Word Count: 3.9K
$0.99 e

Beryl has never forgiven herself for the stupid argument they had the night before Tomas's death. She would give anything to be able to tell him one last time how much she loved him. How much she'd always love him.

An accident might give her that chance.

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What are Hip Pocket Romances? They're quick 30-45 minute reads to keep you engaged and titillated. Lunch time reads. Waiting for your kid to be dismissed from school reads. Sitting at the doctor's office reads. Any time you need a brief and satisfying escape from reality!

And each one is only 99c!

Joke of the Day - BURN!

Why There's a Hole in the Middle

Biology is Fascinating

Magnificent

This Album Cover is Either Fantastic or Stupefying

That Darn Rolling Pin

New! THE IN-LAW EFFECT, a Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance

The In-Law Effect

 Humorous Erotic Contemporary Romance
by Linda Mooney Writing as Carolyn Gregg

Word Count: 12.6K

$1.99 e / $6.99 p

Trish and Chuck Waffler have no choice but to let Trish’s mother, Vera, move in with them. Although it’s only meant to be a temporary arrangement, antagonism sets in almost immediately.

If having the woman living with them isn't enough, they're having to deal with increased pressure from their jobs. The stress has taken a toll on their relationship to the point where they've decided to seek help from a marriage counselor. And having the in-law from Hell constantly making disparaging remarks and throwing insults at them isn't helping any.

What they never expect is the effect Vera's whining and insults will have on their nearly nonexistent sex life. 

Which will lead to a decision they hope will solve all their problems.

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JONES & JONES is My 99c Special for May

From May 1st-31st, you can get the ebook for just 99 cents! (Available at this price only on Amazon and this website. Note: Click BUY EBOOK to get the Nook or PDF version.)

JONES & JONES
Urban Fantasy/Romantic Suspense
Word Count: 37.2K
$0.99 e / $9.99 p / $14.95 a

Bounty hunters by day. Superheroes by night.

Slone and Embrie have known each other since birth, and after crash landing on Earth, they know they are the last of their kind. Intergalactic refugees, and extremely young, they are discovered and taken in by an older couple who teach them how to survive and fit in.

With powers no human possesses, the two decide they should share their strengths with the world, and Falcon and Hawk are born. Saving lives is their calling and the right thing to do, but unfortunately it doesn’t pay the bills, so bounty hunting by day it is. Unfortunately, living a double life takes a toll on a person, superhuman or not, both physically and emotionally. And with exhaustion comes mistakes.

So when Embrie is injured, leaving her weak and vulnerable, Slone must make the decision to expose who they are to save her life or lose his love forever.

Until a job from the past resurfaces, threatening to make that decision for him, as well as destroy everything they've sacrificed and worked for. 

Warning! Contains a dozen red roses, a desire for Italian food, emergency surgery, a hostage crisis, a debt paid, a Level Four contagion, burning a candle at both ends, sonic booms, and two childhood friends who survive to become eternal lovers.

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