Friday, January 28, 2011
Valentine's Day is for true romantics. For those that aren't afraid to say "Cute Butt", "I'm Easy", and "Bend Over". Romantic phrases like these are so sweet and gentle like red satin and rose petals. Wait a minute, what happened to the good old conversation Hearts? These Hearts have TROUBLE written all over!! Dozens of hilariously adult-themed phrases will send your Valentine into a Giggle coma. Be careful not to let the kids take these to school.. YIKES!
- Each pack contains 44 grams of candy.
Risque Sayings Include:
- Eat Me
- Cute Butt
- Let’s Scr*w
- Nice T*ts
- Be My Love Slave
- I’m H*rny
- Do Me
- Make Me Hot
- Bend Over
- Let’s Make Love
- Lick Me
*None of these are as graciously censored as they are here, so get ready for the wildest Valentine's ever.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
For those of you who don't know, I've been dabbling in creating book covers. I've been blessed to have my covers I've created for my "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" series accepted by Red Rose Publishing for my books.
Anyway, I was going through some pictures and I found this one over at Shutterstock. Is it me, or is there something strangely wrong with this woman's anatomy?
Monday, January 17, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Tickle My Candy Cane
"Tales of the Blakeney Sisters, Book 2"
A humorous, erotic paranormal holiday romance
by Carolyn Gregg
from Red Rose Publishing
Once upon a time, there lived a man with five rambunctious daughters. They were an average American farming family except for one minor detail. The man was a warlock, and all of his daughters were witchlets—half witch and half human.
With Christmas two days away, Tamberly Blakeney has given up hope of finding her heart call that year. That is, until Jonathan Mauk walks into the market and into her life. With the magical swirl of a candy cane's stripes, she knows he’s the man meant to be her lifelong love. But first he has to pass the sex hex test, which she is sure won't be a problem.
What she doesn't realize is that there is something in Jonathan's past that deeply disturbs her father. And until Daddy gets all the answers, there could be hell to pay.
(Click here for an excerpt and to order.)
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Found here, scroll down while you're over there to see the nun urinals.
That's right. Nun urinals.