Saturday, September 25, 2010

Still more "questionable" catalog item.

First, there's the name.  Suble butt?  Really?

Secondly, here's the pitch:  Sometimes you just con’t control a gassy stomach...and what may happen as a result. But relax—the pressure’s off when you’re protected with these antimicrobial pads. Just stick to your underwear (even thongs) and go about your day. If you make a slip, don’t worry—the odor is neutralized by the activated carbon layer, and you’re spared the embarrassment. Great for travel, office or anywhere you’re in close quarters!

Okay, they'll control the SMELL, but what about the SOUND?

Friday, September 24, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Tis the season!

If you're anything like me, this is the time of year you're being inundated with a gazillion catalogs in the mail, tempting you to spend the majority of your money on the internet.  Since I live out in the somewhat middle of nowhere, internet shopping is easier than spending the gas, time, and energy going to the mall.

Most of my catalogs are pretty cool.  Nothing racy except for a little underwear or nightgowns - or so I thought. 

Get a load of this item.  It makes you go WTF?  It's called a Kush.  Here's the description:  Firm yet lightweight, the Kush™ Bosom Sleep Support makes side sleeping more comfortable, especially for the woman with C cups or larger. Once you try it, you won’t want to sleep without it!

My mother had overly large bosoms.  She wore a sleep bra.  This thing looks like...well, you get my drift.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Statistics

For every 50 men, one is well-endowed in both length and girth.

For every 50 books, there is one written by an erotic romance writer who has a very well-endowed hero.

Coincidence?  I think not.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Growing vegetables

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.


The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

There's something about a man in uniform.


While looking for Labor Day pictures, I found this neat blog with some fantastic hunks in uniform.



Thanks to Kittylicious.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Yay! New Contract!

YAYYY!  I finally heard back about my series! RUB MY PUMPKIN, Book 1 of "Tales of the Blakeney Sisters" just got contracted, so now it's off to finish book 2, TICKLE MY CANDY CANE.

More details to follow!